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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Early Exit Polls Show Peanut The Squirrel With Commanding Lead
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Early Exit Polls Show Peanut The Squirrel With Commanding Lead

FinnNovember 2, 2024November 5, 2024

USA — Early exit polls in the 2024 presidential election show surprise write-in candidate Peanut the Squirrel with a commanding…

🚀 Robert Downey Jr. Hates AI Clones – But Was He Already One? 🦾
🔥 Iron Man Actor Vows to Stop AI Clones — But Was He AI All Along? 🤯
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🚀 Robert Downey Jr. Hates AI Clones – But Was He Already One? 🦾

FinnNovember 2, 2024November 1, 2024

In a twist that has Hollywood scratching its head and AI developers wiping away tears of laughter, 59-year-old actor Robert…

9 Proofs Our Elections Are Safe And Secure
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9 Proofs Our Elections Are Safe And Secure

FinnNovember 2, 2024November 6, 2024

Though many Americans are worried about the security of America’s electoral processes our elections are and always have been completely…

Dad Voting For Kamala In Hopes That One Day His Granddaughter Can Be Aborted
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Dad Voting For Kamala In Hopes That One Day His Granddaughter Can Be Aborted

FinnNovember 1, 2024November 5, 2024

MADISON, WI — A local white male has made the courageous decision to vote for Kamala to preserve his daughter’s…

Election Officials Unveil Special New Ballot Box For Libertarians
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Election Officials Unveil Special New Ballot Box For Libertarians

FinnNovember 1, 2024November 5, 2024

U.S. — Just in time for Election Day, officials unveiled a brand-new ballot box for Libertarians to use which, they…

🎮 Study Finds Female Gamers Secretly Love Over-Sexualized Heroines! 🔥
🕹️ Women Slam Sexy Game Characters… But Can’t Resist Playing Them! 👀
Games News

🎮 Study Finds Female Gamers Secretly Love Over-Sexualized Heroines! 🔥

FinnNovember 1, 2024

In a groundbreaking study that left both feminists and gamers equally baffled, researchers found that, despite complaints about over-sexualized female…

Dad Says Results Of Halloween Candy Inspection Could Be Delayed Up To 2 Weeks
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Dad Says Results Of Halloween Candy Inspection Could Be Delayed Up To 2 Weeks

FinnNovember 1, 2024November 4, 2024

ATLANTA, GA — Local dad Brad O’Malley reportedly disappointed his young children this morning by informing them that the results…

Colorblind Man Has No Idea Who Is Winning
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Colorblind Man Has No Idea Who Is Winning

FinnOctober 31, 2024November 5, 2024

TULSA, OK — According to sources, local colorblind man Jim Cone has no idea who is winning the presidential race…

🤘 Total Metal Meltdown: As I Lay Dying Guitarist Ditches Band After Tim’s Latest Shenanigans!
🧨 Can Tim Lambesis Keep a Band Together? As I Lay Dying Loses Yet Another Guitarist! 🧨
Music News

🤘 Total Metal Meltdown: As I Lay Dying Guitarist Ditches Band After Tim’s Latest Shenanigans!

FinnOctober 31, 2024October 31, 2024

As I Lay Dying guitarist Phil Sgrosso has finally hit his limit and made his exit from the beleaguered metal…

New Polls Show That Trump Will Definitely Win Unless Harris Wins
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New Polls Show That Trump Will Definitely Win Unless Harris Wins

FinnOctober 31, 2024November 5, 2024

U.S. — A new poll from NBC News shows definitively that Trump will win the 2024 presidential election unless Harris…

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