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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Trump Unveils Exciting, Never-Before-Tried Strategy Of Having America Take Over Country In The Middle East
Babylon Bee

Trump Unveils Exciting, Never-Before-Tried Strategy Of Having America Take Over Country In The Middle East

FinnFebruary 5, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has announced that America will try a brand new, never-before-tried strategy of taking over a…

Trump Says Americans Could Feel ‘Some Pain’ From Tariffs
The Onion

Trump Says Americans Could Feel ‘Some Pain’ From Tariffs

FinnFebruary 5, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionPresident Donald Trump said that Americans could feel “some pain” from the emerging trade war triggered by his…

The Biden Administration: Where Are They Now?
Babylon Bee

The Biden Administration: Where Are They Now?

FinnFebruary 4, 2025

Many famous people drastically change their lives or careers once they leave the limelight and the former Biden administration is…

To Save Time, Men’s Bible Study Just Gonna Assume Everyone’s Prayer Request Is For Struggling With Porn
Babylon Bee

To Save Time, Men’s Bible Study Just Gonna Assume Everyone’s Prayer Request Is For Struggling With Porn

FinnFebruary 4, 2025

LEXINGTON, KY — An innovative change brought new life to the standard small group concept last week, as the members…

⚡ Woke Musketeers? Dumas’ Ghost Appears and Demands Vengeance! 👻🎭
🤡 All for One, None for the Audience: Feminist Musketeers Flop Hard! 📉🎬
Movie News

⚡ Woke Musketeers? Dumas’ Ghost Appears and Demands Vengeance! 👻🎭

FinnFebruary 4, 2025February 4, 2025

Parisian cinema-goers were in for an unexpected historical event at the premiere of Houda Benyamina’s «All for One» (Toutes pour…

DOGE Uncovers Secret Government Project Where They Are Keeping A Genetically Modified Black Hedgehog In A Secure Facility
Babylon Bee

DOGE Uncovers Secret Government Project Where They Are Keeping A Genetically Modified Black Hedgehog In A Secure Facility

FinnFebruary 4, 2025

U.S. — Elon Musk confirmed Tuesday that the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has uncovered a secret government project where…

FBI Agent On Remote Pacific Island Still Investigating January 6 Protesters
Babylon Bee

FBI Agent On Remote Pacific Island Still Investigating January 6 Protesters

FinnFebruary 4, 2025

LUBANG ISLAND, PHILIPPINES — A federal agent on the remote South Pacific island of Lubang in the Philippines was discovered…

Man Who Drank Coffee And Ate Three Strips Of Bacon Ready To Take On The World
Babylon Bee

Man Who Drank Coffee And Ate Three Strips Of Bacon Ready To Take On The World

FinnFebruary 4, 2025

INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Local man David Sproul is now ready to take on the world after a morning cup of…

The Onion

Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test

FinnFebruary 4, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind…

Canada Caves To Trump, Agrees To Take Seth Rogan Back
Babylon Bee

Canada Caves To Trump, Agrees To Take Seth Rogan Back

FinnFebruary 4, 2025

OTTAWA — In yet another stunning foreign policy win for President Donald Trump, news broke late last night that the…

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