SeaWorld Visitors Delighted By Live Garbage-Patch Feeding
Read MoreThe OnionSAN DIEGO—With the spellbound audience in the Marine Trash Experience amphitheater shouting and squealing with excitement, SeaWorld visitors…
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Nation’s Men Honor Val Kilmer By Quoting ‘Tombstone’ All Day Like Usual
U.S. — A film legend was memorialized today as the nation’s men announced plans to honor Val Kilmer by quoting…
Dems Gather At George Soros’s House To Celebrate Defeating The Billionaires
MADISON, WI — After securing a consequential electoral victory in Wisconsin, Democrats celebrated the grassroots uprising of the common man…
DEA Classifies Red Wine As Schedule I Drug To Spite Ex-Wife
Read MoreThe OnionSPRINGFIELD, VA—In a decision meant to crack down on the allegedly dangerous substance and the “total fucking bitch”…
Washington Monument Collapses After Someone Pulls Loose Block
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Trump ‘Not Joking’ About Seeking Third Term
Read MoreThe OnionDonald Trump claimed he is not joking about the possibility of seeking a third presidential term despite it…
Actual Nazi Struggling To Stand Out Now That Everyone Is A Nazi
HAYDEN, ID — With the Left accusing more people of being Nazis than ever before, local Nazi Chuck Pohlhaus is…
Cory Booker Hosts 24-Hour PSA On The Dangers Of Crystal Meth
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a brave move hailed by political analysts as an inspiring display of courage, New Jersey Senator…
Awkward: Pete Buttigieg Returns To White House From Maternity Leave
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Administration staffers were caught off guard by a painfully awkward situation today as former Transportation Secretary Pete…
Attorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customers
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