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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Elon Musk Appears To Give Nazi Salute
The Onion

Elon Musk Appears To Give Nazi Salute

FinnJanuary 23, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionTesla CEO Elon Musk faced immediate backlash for a gesture he made while addressing a crowd at a…

Hurr Durr! Get A Load Of This Retard Who Reads The Bible And Believes It Just Means What It Says
Babylon Bee

Hurr Durr! Get A Load Of This Retard Who Reads The Bible And Believes It Just Means What It Says

FinnJanuary 23, 2025

PHOENIX, AZ — A local Christian community was thrown into an uproar this week when it came to people’s attention…

10 Things Found By Trump’s Team When Cleaning Out The White House
Babylon Bee

10 Things Found By Trump’s Team When Cleaning Out The White House

FinnJanuary 23, 2025

President Donald Trump’s administration finally got settled into the White House this week, but word has it that cleaning the…

Greg Hartford Of Novi, Michigan Becomes First Person In History To Purchase WinRAR
Babylon Bee

Greg Hartford Of Novi, Michigan Becomes First Person In History To Purchase WinRAR

FinnJanuary 23, 2025

NOVI, MI — Local man Greg Hartford just made history by becoming the first person in the world to purchase…

Aw, Man: Columbia Student Just Graduated With DEI Degree
Babylon Bee

Aw, Man: Columbia Student Just Graduated With DEI Degree

FinnJanuary 23, 2025

NEW YORK CITY — Prospects have dimmed considerably for local woman Violet Weber, who just graduated in December from Columbia…

Late-Night Comedians Excited They Can Make Jokes About The President Again
Babylon Bee

Late-Night Comedians Excited They Can Make Jokes About The President Again

FinnJanuary 23, 2025

U.S. — Late-night comedy made a stunning return to form Monday following the inauguration of President Trump with hosts reportedly…

The Onion

What To Know About The Jan. 6 Pardons

FinnJanuary 23, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionPresident Donald Trump pardoned approximately 1,500 rioters who participated in the Jan. 6, 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol.…

Fire Survivors Drive Back Toward Flames After Hearing Kamala Speak
Babylon Bee

Fire Survivors Drive Back Toward Flames After Hearing Kamala Speak

FinnJanuary 22, 2025

LOS ANGELES, CA — After briefly listening to former Vice President Kamala Harris speak, survivors of the Los Angeles fires…

Sad Hunter Biden Wondering Why No One Buying His Paintings Anymore
Babylon Bee

Sad Hunter Biden Wondering Why No One Buying His Paintings Anymore

FinnJanuary 22, 2025

MALIBU, CA — Hunter Biden looked visibly troubled this week as sales for his paintings plummeted by approximately 100%.   Read…

Coast Guard Rescue Swimmer Disappointed He Can No Longer Work From Home
Babylon Bee

Coast Guard Rescue Swimmer Disappointed He Can No Longer Work From Home

FinnJanuary 22, 2025

SAN DIEGO, CA — As President Trump issued an order requiring all government employees to return to work in person,…

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