‘Ugly’ Blobfish Named Fish of the Year
Read MoreThe OnionPreviously holding the title of “world’s ugliest animal,” the lumpy, jelly-like, deep-sea blobfish redeemed its reputation this week…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
8 More Rulings Being Handed Down By Federal Judges
Over the last several weeks, unelected federal judges have struck repeated blows against the Trump administration with rulings designed to…
Trump Pulls U.S. Out Of House Hunters International
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In a move that stunned the global real estate community, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday pulling…
Leftist Smashes Tesla After Seeing Terrifying Image Of Fascist In Window
CHICAGO, IL — According to sources, a leftist reportedly smashed a Tesla after seeing a terrifying image of a fascist…
Trump Administration Orders Removal Of D.E.I. Black Pieces From All Chess Sets
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump administration struck another blow in the war against DEI initiatives by ordering the removal of…
Am I Ugly?
Read MoreThe OnionSo this is kind of awkward but it’s been on my mind lately and I know it’s probably…
Apostle Paul Called In For Sensitivity Training Again
JERUSALEM — Apostolic sources report that the Apostle Paul was called into the head office for more mandatory sensitivity training…
Trump Announces SEAL Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Addressing the nation to reveal that one of the greatest threats facing the nation had been eradicated, President…
Study: 93% Of Individuals With One Earbud In Receiving Top-Secret Commands From HQ
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Despite the risks to national security from revealing such confidential information, the Pew Research Center released a study…
Harvard Announces Free Tuition For Families Making Under $200,000
Read MoreThe OnionHarvard announced that undergraduate tuition will be free for students of families who make annual incomes of $200,000…