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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Jordan Peterson Explains The Deep Meaning Behind 9 Famous Song Lyrics
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Jordan Peterson Explains The Deep Meaning Behind 9 Famous Song Lyrics

FinnMarch 19, 2025

Sometimes song lyrics can be confusing. So we called up psychologist and beauty expert Jordan Peterson and asked him to…

DoorDash To Offer $2.99 Upgrade Where Driver Will Pre-Pray For Your Food
Babylon Bee

DoorDash To Offer $2.99 Upgrade Where Driver Will Pre-Pray For Your Food

FinnMarch 19, 2025

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — One of the country’s most popular meal delivery services made a move to boost its market…

ODT: What Are You Most Excited To Ask God?
Babylon Bee

ODT: What Are You Most Excited To Ask God?

FinnMarch 19, 2025

The Bee staff got to talking this morning about what questions we are most excited to ask God when we…

Like Caesar Holding Thumb Over Bloody Colosseum, Man Writes Scathing One-Star Review Of Toaster Oven
Babylon Bee

Like Caesar Holding Thumb Over Bloody Colosseum, Man Writes Scathing One-Star Review Of Toaster Oven

FinnMarch 19, 2025

ROCHESTER, NY — Local man Gary Simpson channeled all the rage and power of Caesar passing judgment in the Colosseum…

Democrats Say Fire At Tesla Facility Likely Caused By Climate Change
Babylon Bee

Democrats Say Fire At Tesla Facility Likely Caused By Climate Change

FinnMarch 19, 2025

LAS VEGAS, NV — After several Tesla vehicles suddenly exploded into flames at a Las Vegas facility, Democrats blamed climate…

Trump Invokes Law Used To Justify Japanese Internment Camps
The Onion

Trump Invokes Law Used To Justify Japanese Internment Camps

FinnMarch 19, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionPresident Donald Trump invoked the Alien Enemies Act for the first time since it was used to intern…

The Onion

Frightened Child Sits Atop Stairs Watching Parents Argue About Ending Of ‘Sopranos’

FinnMarch 19, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionST. CHARLES, MO—Covering her ears as her father screamed at her mother about the overuse of suggestive POV…

Jeremy Steps Down As CEO At Daily Wire, Founds New Company ‘Jeremy’s Daily Wire’
Babylon Bee

Jeremy Steps Down As CEO At Daily Wire, Founds New Company ‘Jeremy’s Daily Wire’

FinnMarch 18, 2025

NASHVILLE, TN — One of conservative media’s most prominent figures has announced that he will be stepping down as CEO…

4-Year-Old Calls 911 To Report Mom For Eating His Ice Cream
The Onion

4-Year-Old Calls 911 To Report Mom For Eating His Ice Cream

FinnMarch 18, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA 4-year-old Wisconsin boy called 911 to report that his mom was eating his ice cream, saying she…

Federal Judge Orders Price Of Eggs To Go Back Up
Babylon Bee

Federal Judge Orders Price Of Eggs To Go Back Up

FinnMarch 18, 2025

U.S. — Egg prices are finally on the decline for the first time since 2022, but one federal judge has…

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