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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
The Onion

Mark David Chapman Decides To Just Go With It After Receiving January 6 Pardon

FinnJanuary 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionBEEKMAN, NY—Upon receiving the news that his name had somehow been included in an executive order granting clemency…

Superman Under Fire After Hundreds Of Images Surface Of Him Giving Nazi Salute
Babylon Bee

Superman Under Fire After Hundreds Of Images Surface Of Him Giving Nazi Salute

FinnJanuary 21, 2025

METROPOLIS — The hero once thought of by many as the defender of truth, justice, and the American way found…

Nation Actually Pretty Impressed That Biden Lived Through All 4 Years Of Presidency
Babylon Bee

Nation Actually Pretty Impressed That Biden Lived Through All 4 Years Of Presidency

FinnJanuary 21, 2025

U.S. — As Joe Biden’s term came to a close, Americans across the country admitted that they were actually pretty…

The Onion

Biden In Critical Condition After Sticking Tongue In Marine One Chopper Blade

FinnJanuary 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Biden In Critical Condition After Sticking Tongue In Marine One Chopper Blade appeared first on The…

Clump Of Cells Dies At 67
Babylon Bee

Clump Of Cells Dies At 67

FinnJanuary 21, 2025

NEW YORK — A clump of cells became no longer viable earlier this week at the age of 67.   Read…

Journalists Horrified As Village People Perform Double Hitler Salute
Babylon Bee

Journalists Horrified As Village People Perform Double Hitler Salute

FinnJanuary 21, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Village People stirred up controversy with their performance at the inauguration of Donald Trump yesterday, with…

The Onion

Better Copulate Than Never

FinnJanuary 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Better Copulate Than Never appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed…

10 Based Changes Coming To Education Under Trump
Babylon Bee

10 Based Changes Coming To Education Under Trump

FinnJanuary 20, 2025

Donald Trump is back in the White House, and he’s bringing sweeping changes to every corner of the country. As…

Cleaning Crew Arrives At White House To Get Rid Of Old Man Smell
Babylon Bee

Cleaning Crew Arrives At White House To Get Rid Of Old Man Smell

FinnJanuary 20, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just in time for the Trump administration to move in, a cleaning crew reportedly arrived at the…

Aides Gently Guide Biden To Retirement Home Room Disguised As Oval Office
Babylon Bee

Aides Gently Guide Biden To Retirement Home Room Disguised As Oval Office

FinnJanuary 20, 2025

WASHINTON, D.C. — Confusion was averted for an outgoing leader today, as departing White House aides softly guided now-former President…

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