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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Kamala Harris Stymied As Argument With Talking Cactus Toy Enters Third Hour
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Kamala Harris Stymied As Argument With Talking Cactus Toy Enters Third Hour

FinnJanuary 11, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris continued to get the worst of the exchanges as a heated argument with…

Delta Smelt Fish Association Reiterates Support For Gavin Newsom
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Delta Smelt Fish Association Reiterates Support For Gavin Newsom

FinnJanuary 11, 2025

SACRAMENTO, CA — With Governor Gavin Newsom facing withering criticism over his preparations for wildfires, the Delta Smelt Fish Association…

Shameful: Activist Liberal Judge Releases Another Felon Onto Streets Of New York City
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Shameful: Activist Liberal Judge Releases Another Felon Onto Streets Of New York City

FinnJanuary 11, 2025

MANHATTAN, NY — In another disgusting display of judicial activism, progressive judge Juan Merchan released a man convicted of 34…

9 New Attractions Ken Ham Plans To Add To The Ark Encounter
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9 New Attractions Ken Ham Plans To Add To The Ark Encounter

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

The Ark Encounter continues to be a hot spot for tourists across the country, but creator Ken Ham is reportedly…

A.I. To Be Trained On Reddit To Make Sure It Never Becomes Too Intelligent
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A.I. To Be Trained On Reddit To Make Sure It Never Becomes Too Intelligent

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

U.S. — To counteract concerns that Artificial Intelligence is growing too rapidly and will soon become self-aware and destroy humanity,…

Cruel: Trump Sentenced To Drink Only Diet Pepsi
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Cruel: Trump Sentenced To Drink Only Diet Pepsi

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

NEW YORK, NY — In a controversial conclusion to the “hush money” trial against him, President-elect Donald Trump was forced…

😱 From Bra Hero to Sofa Avenger: Jason Statham’s Wackiest Roles Yet! 🏚
🎥 Jason Statham as a Dumpling? Upcoming «Arthouse» Films Redefine Absurdity! 🍣
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😱 From Bra Hero to Sofa Avenger: Jason Statham’s Wackiest Roles Yet! 🏚

FinnJanuary 10, 2025January 10, 2025

Jason Statham, the action movie veteran and human embodiment of clenched jaws, has always thrilled us with his fearless stunts,…

Girl Fireman Rushes Into Burning Building To Tell Victim He’s Too Heavy But The Real Firemen Will Be Here In 15 Minutes
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Girl Fireman Rushes Into Burning Building To Tell Victim He’s Too Heavy But The Real Firemen Will Be Here In 15 Minutes

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

LOS ANGELES, CA — Girl firefighter Melissa Sandros risked life and limb yesterday as she entered a burning building to…

Song At Funeral Comforts Everyone By Telling Them There’s No Heaven, Religion Is A Lie, And Everything Is Ultimately Meaningless
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Song At Funeral Comforts Everyone By Telling Them There’s No Heaven, Religion Is A Lie, And Everything Is Ultimately Meaningless

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Mourners who had gathered at the National Cathedral on Thursday to say goodbye to former President Jimmy…

Nation Gets Preview Of Gavin Newsom Presidency
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Nation Gets Preview Of Gavin Newsom Presidency

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

U.S. — As the entire nation watched in horror at the devastation being unleashed on California by multiple wildfires, the…

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