Nintendo Charged With Crimes Against Humanity For Neglecting To Port ‘Wind Waker’ To The Switch
THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS — In a stunning development, the International Criminal Court (ICC) has reportedly filed charges against Nintendo Co.,…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day
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CIA Files Reveal JFK Was Killed By Seed Oils
U.S. — In a long-awaited declassification of government documents related to one of the most monumental events in American history,…
Disney Wondering If It’s Too Late To Replace Rachel Zegler With Kevin Spacey
U.S. — Walt Disney Studios is running damage control ahead of its live-action remake of Snow White and the Seven…
Basic Woman’s Entire Personality Revolves Around Things She Enjoys
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JD Vance Reminded Caddies Not Allowed In Clubhouse
Read MoreThe OnionWEST PALM BEACH, FL—Finding himself stopped upon entering a building at the Trump International Golf Club, Vice President…
🎥 Biden, the Button, and Chaos: Cloverfield 2 Will Surprise Everyone! 🔴
Our tireless insiders, armed with magnifying glasses and spy gadgets, have finally shed light on the closely guarded plot of…
Bad Timing? Tesla Announces New Cybertruck Model ‘The Fuhrer’
AUSTIN, TX — Stock in Tesla dropped this week following the announcement of a new vehicle named The Fuhrer, an…
Trump Draws Names Of Countries From Hat To Determine Next Tariff
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The media were in attendance Monday morning to witness President Trump draw the name of a country…
Ghost Of Saint Patrick Returns To Drive Rosie O’Donnell Out Of Ireland
DUBLIN — Longtime local residents were shocked and amazed this morning, as the ghost of the long-dead Saint Patrick spontaneously…