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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Newsom Reassures Fire Victims He’ll Be Prepared Next Time, Now That He Knows Water Is Useful In Fighting Fires
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Newsom Reassures Fire Victims He’ll Be Prepared Next Time, Now That He Knows Water Is Useful In Fighting Fires

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

SACRAMENTO, CA — As wildfires continued to spread destruction across large swathes of California, Governor Gavin Newsom reassured victims of…

The Onion

Artist Profile: SZA

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionSinger-songwriter SZA has released Lana, the long-anticipated deluxe edition of her critically acclaimed 2022 album SOS. Here is…

The Onion

At Least Child Laborer Not Staring At iPad All Day

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post At Least Child Laborer Not Staring At iPad All Day appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn…

10 Things That Caused The California Wildfires
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10 Things That Caused The California Wildfires

FinnJanuary 9, 2025

As the world continued to look on in shock at the devastation being caused by multiple wildfires ravaging Southern California,…

Meta To End Fact-Checking
The Onion

Meta To End Fact-Checking

FinnJanuary 9, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionMeta CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced the company is abandoning the use of independent fact checkers, replacing them with…

Notorious Grooming Gang Votes To Not Investigate Itself
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Notorious Grooming Gang Votes To Not Investigate Itself

FinnJanuary 9, 2025

LONDON — Public outrage over the scandal related to allegations of ongoing abuse of children intensified in the United Kingdom…

The Onion

Gavin Newsom Spotted Dining At Smoldering Remains Of Nobu

FinnJanuary 9, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Admitting that he regretted his actions given the devastation wrought by wildfires through much of the Los…

Problem Solved: Newsom Announces Plan To Make Fire Illegal
Babylon Bee

Problem Solved: Newsom Announces Plan To Make Fire Illegal

FinnJanuary 9, 2025

SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom neatly addressed California’s wildfire problem earlier today by announcing that fire will finally be…

Aww: Trump Announces He Will Let Barron Pick First Country To Invade
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Aww: Trump Announces He Will Let Barron Pick First Country To Invade

FinnJanuary 9, 2025

U.S. — Donald Trump revealed his sensitive side this week when he announced he would let his son Barron pick…

Awkward: Mourners At Jimmy Carter Funeral Place Flowers On Biden
Babylon Bee

Awkward: Mourners At Jimmy Carter Funeral Place Flowers On Biden

FinnJanuary 9, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The solemnity of former President Jimmy Carter’s funeral was slightly marred earlier this morning when a few…

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