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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Did You Know? You Can Watch The Entire LOTR Extended Edition While Waiting For Bathroom Air Dryer To Dry Your Hands
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Did You Know? You Can Watch The Entire LOTR Extended Edition While Waiting For Bathroom Air Dryer To Dry Your Hands

FinnMarch 8, 2025

Helpful hint!   Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as…

How Was I Supposed To Know ‘Business Casual’ Didn’t Include An Authentic 101st Airborne Paratrooper’s Uniform?
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Is anyone else sick of all these confusing “dress code” terms that get thrown at us at seemingly every networking…

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FBI, Justice Department Buildings Briefly Listed For Sale

FinnMarch 8, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe Trump administration briefly listed over 440 federal buildings for sale online before suddenly removing the document, which…

Modern-Day Rosa Parks Refuses To Leave Tip For Takeout Order
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Modern-Day Rosa Parks Refuses To Leave Tip For Takeout Order

FinnMarch 7, 2025

MONTGOMERY, AL — Authorities responded to a call at an International House of Pancakes off Atlanta Highway where witnesses said…

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Laid-Off IRS Agent Gets New Job Checking Receipts At Costco Exit

FinnMarch 7, 2025

SPRINGFIELD, VA — According to sources, recently laid-off IRS Agent Dirk Peasley has landed on his feet with a brand-new…

Man Builds Time Machine Just To Go Back To When He Had Never Heard Of Andrew Tate
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Man Builds Time Machine Just To Go Back To When He Had Never Heard Of Andrew Tate

FinnMarch 7, 2025

POTTSTOWN, PA — A long-awaited scientific breakthrough finally took place today, as a local man successfully built a time machine…

Transgender Mouse Obliterates Female Mouse In Laboratory MMA Event
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Transgender Mouse Obliterates Female Mouse In Laboratory MMA Event

FinnMarch 7, 2025

LAS VEGAS, NV — Staff members at a local scientific research facility were shocked into silence yesterday, as a transgender…

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Immigrant Criticizes Swimsuit Competition Portion Of U.S. Citizenship Test

FinnMarch 7, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Immigrant Criticizes Swimsuit Competition Portion Of U.S. Citizenship Test appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame,…

Catholic Condemned To 800 More Years In Purgatory After Failing To Post Ash Selfie
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Catholic Condemned To 800 More Years In Purgatory After Failing To Post Ash Selfie

FinnMarch 7, 2025

BOSTON, MA — A devoted Catholic man was devastated after being notified that he had been condemned to an additional…

Netflix in Shock: ‘The Electric State’ Flop Due to Lazy AI from OpenAI! 🤖😴
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Netflix in Shock: ‘The Electric State’ Flop Due to Lazy AI from OpenAI! 🤖😴

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A scandal has erupted in the world of tech and cinema! 🎥💥 OpenAI, known for its cutting-edge AI developments, has…

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