Lucas vs. Kennedy: The $200M Silent Treatment Behind Disney’s Biggest Bombshell 🎤😬
Hold onto your stormtrooper helmets, folks, because the financial fiasco behind Disney’s Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker makes the…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Promising to end what he has called a “war on public health” by the federal government, Robert F.…
Spirit Airlines Announces They Will Tell You Why They Went Bankrupt For An Added Fee Of $50
DANIA BEACH, FL — Spirit Airlines has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, and for a small additional fee of…
✨ STALKER 2: The Game So Dangerous, Russia Is Afraid of It – Here’s Why ⚡️
In a twist of reality that even the most imaginative minds couldn’t have foreseen, the long-awaited video game from Ukrainian…
⚡ Sean «Diddy» Combs Turns Prison into Never-Ending Rap Concert — Guards Beg for Mercy! 😭
It’s official: the rap industry has a new plot twist, and it’s not the latest collaboration between artists. Sean «Diddy»…
For His Next Fight, Jake Paul To Challenge The Exhumed Corpse Of Muhammad Ali
Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
Disney Wedding Kid-Free
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Netflix Casts Israeli Actors in Biblical Epic, Internet Calls for «Streamageddon» — Chaos Ensues! 🚫📃
In the latest plot twist that not even the most imaginative streaming showrunner could cook up, the Internet has collectively…
💀 R.I.P. Steam? 🪦 ADL’s «Final Solution» to Online Hate: Shut It All Down! 💣
In a move that surprises absolutely no one, the perpetually offended professional victims at the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) have turned…
To Protest Coronation Of Aragorn, Orcs Announce Sex Strike
GORGOROTH, MORDOR — Orcs have banded together in protest of King Aragorn following his coronation in Minas Tirith, announcing a…