If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral
Read MoreThe OnionDespite the tide of aquatic opinion flowing in favor of reproductive rights for all, marine society still gives…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Police Catch Man Smuggling Cocaine Under Toupee
Read MoreThe OnionColombian police apprehended a man attempting to smuggle 220 grams of cocaine in small bags hidden under his…
9 Essential Items France Is Providing In Defense Of Ukraine
With the U.S. suspending all military aid amid contentious negotiations for peace, the historically courageous nation of France announced that…
German In Jail For A Meme Sure Hopes EU Can Stop Spread Of Russian Tyranny
FRANKFURT — According to sources, a German man who was jailed by authorities for sharing a meme is expressing hope…
Apostle Paul Reportedly Shipwrecked So Many Times Because He Failed To Ask For Traveling Mercies
CAMBRIDGE — In a noteworthy new discovery, a group of biblical scholars revealed a new consensus opinion that the Apostle…
Trump Renames Eric ‘Eric Of America’
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Mechanic Exhausted After Long Day of Making Up Fake Car Parts That Need To Be Fixed
ALLENTOWN, PA — Local mechanic Ruben Rivera appeared exhausted Wednesday after a long day making up fake car parts that…
Catholic Church Introduces White Ashes For Black People
VATICAN — Ash Wednesday in 2025 was the most inclusive ever, say Vatican officials, thanks to the introduction of new…
Democrats Ready To Defend Department Of Education Just As Soon As They Figure Out What It Does
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With reports circulating that President Donald Trump was preparing to sign an executive order to eliminate the…
Fact-Checking Trump On The Russia-Ukraine War
Read MoreThe OnionFollowing his Oval Office clash with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, President Donald Trump has paused military aid to…