Netflix Churns Out Another Biopic to Fill Endless Content Void
Netflix is making a documentary series about Mike Tyson, because of course they are. The streaming giant has ordered a…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Because What Street FighterNeeded Was More Merchandising
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The NFL Concussion Protocol: How The League Determines If A Player Can Return To The Game
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House Of Representatives Goes On Break After Long, Hard Stretch Of Not Working
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Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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EU Declares Canada Weak Enough to Join Them
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Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour
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Thousands Of IDs Misprinted With Random Man’s Face
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Other Mommy – Because Your Own Mom Wasn’t Terrifying Enough Already Jessica Chastain Channels Her Inner Crazy Lady in the New Trailer for the Latest Blumhouse Horror Movie That Will Probably Give You Nightmares and Make You Question Your Life Choices
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most terrifying movie of the year? 🎃️ I mean, who doesn’t love…
Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Transformers Movie
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