Farmer Buys Guardian Dog To Protect Livestock From RFK Jr.
ROLAND, AR—Expressing frustration that the rabid Cabinet member had completely decimated the cattle inventory, local farmer Lindon Trelby told…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Nicolas Cage is Apparently a Spider Now Because Why Not
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
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Nation Longs For Good Old Days When Comedians Were Funny And Didn’t Wish Death On People
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Because the World Was Missing a Movie Where a Cowboy and a Swordsman Team Up to Fight Crime and Look Ridiculously Cool Doing It in a Battle of Wits and Facial Hair
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JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area
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Trump Presents King Charles With Autographed Copy Of Declaration Of Independence
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Struggling New York Mets To Start Mr. Met At Third Base
NEW YORK, NY — Following a brutal 9-19 start to the season, the struggling New York Mets announced that…
Report: You Probably Due To Experience Big Life Tragedy Soon
LEXINGTON, KY—Researchers at the University of Kentucky published a study Monday confirming that you should brace yourself for a…
Liberals Applaud Improving Diversity Of Would-Be Trump Assassins
U.S. — Following the harrowing incident at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner over the weekend, progressives across the United…