Trump Claimed, Without Evidence, That 2+2 Makes 4. Not So Fast, Experts Say
WASHINGTON, D.C. — During a morning press conference about the state of the war in Ukraine, President Donald Trump suddenly…
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Nineveh Promises To Repent As Soon As This Prophet Who Smells Like Whale Barf Leaves Town
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