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Nineveh Promises To Repent As Soon As This Prophet Who Smells Like Whale Barf Leaves Town

Nineveh Promises To Repent As Soon As This Prophet Who Smells Like Whale Barf Leaves Town

NINEVEH — After a surprise visit from an Israelite prophet who inexplicably reeks of whale vomit, local residents have agreed to repent of all so-called acts of “wickedness and violence” if it will make him leave.

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