Senate Committee Sticks To Softball Questions For Shotgun-Toting Kristi Noem
WASHINGTON, D.C. — South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem was expected to be approved as Trump’s Secretary of Homeland Security following…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Kamala Harris Delivers Farewell Address To A Bunch Of Beanie Babies Spread Out On Her Bed
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Head Of Crime Family Warns About Dangers Of Corruption
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Biden Takes Credit For Developing Dementia So Kamala Would Take His Place And Lose To Trump So Hamas Would Release Hostages
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How Mark Zuckerberg Is Making Meta More MAGA-Friendly
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