As White House Gig Wraps Up, Karine Jean-Pierre Prepares To Head Back To Old Job At Men’s Wearhouse
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre will be exiting politics for good at the end of Biden’s presidential term,…
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Democrats Question Pete Hegseth’s Qualifications After Learning He’s Never Once Worn A Dress
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrat members of the Armed Services Committee questioned nominee Pete Hegseth’s qualifications to serve as Secretary of…
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Netflix has once again outdone itself in redefining absurdity, as the streaming giant announced it will release «The Old Guard…
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TULSA, OK — Congregants at a local church were witnesses to what many people described as a divine act as…
Biden Desperately Searches For Anything Else He Can Screw Up In The Next 6 Days
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As he enters his last week as Commander in Chief of the United States, President Joe Biden…
Republican Hipster Says He Wanted To Annex Greenland Way Before Trump Made It Mainstream
AUSTIN, TN — After news broke that the president-elect was serious about negotiating to purchase the Danish-controlled island in the…
California Police Arrest Arsonist For Using Gas Blowtorch Instead Of Electric Blowtorch
LOS ANGELES, CA — As the devastation spread and the death toll continued to rise with firefighters working tirelessly to…
Trump Suggests Changing Name Of Gulf Of Mexico
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