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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Friend Who Completely Forgot About Fantasy Draft Projected To Win Handily
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Friend Who Completely Forgot About Fantasy Draft Projected To Win Handily

FinnSeptember 9, 2026

    GRAIN VALLEY, MO — The 2026 NFL season is kicking off this week, and as millions of fans set…

More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
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More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

New movies are flooding streaming services this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we’ve already reached peak…

Amazon Uses AI to Make Bad Dubbing Look Slightly Less Awful Apparently
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Amazon Uses AI to Make Bad Dubbing Look Slightly Less Awful Apparently

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Amazon’s Prime Video is now using AI to sync dubbed English dialogue with actors’ lip movements, because what could possibly…

Get Ready to Lose Your Mind Because Two Attractive People Are About to Switch Bodies
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Get Ready to Lose Your Mind Because Two Attractive People Are About to Switch Bodies

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most mind-blowing, earth-shattering, and awe-inspiring movie plot twist of the century? 🤯…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Waste of 50 Years of Your Life: Traveller, Because Who Needs Social Skills or a Real Job Anyway
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Waste of 50 Years of Your Life: Traveller, Because Who Needs Social Skills or a Real Job Anyway

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some super exciting news about a game that’s older than your grandma? 🙄 Because…

The Babylon Bee Interviews The Lindsay Clancy Jury
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The Babylon Bee Interviews The Lindsay Clancy Jury

FinnSeptember 9, 2026

    With millions of Americans struggling to understand how the Lindsay Clancy jury came within a hair’s breadth of finding…

Groom’s Wedding Vows Just Pledge Of Allegiance
The Onion

Groom’s Wedding Vows Just Pledge Of Allegiance

FinnSeptember 9, 2026

       The post Groom’s Wedding Vows Just Pledge Of Allegiance appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated…

Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Trailer for Godzilla Minus Zero Because We Clearly Havent Seen Enough of This Guy Stomping on Things
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Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Trailer for Godzilla Minus Zero Because We Clearly Havent Seen Enough of This Guy Stomping on Things

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

The most epic news ever: GODZILLA MINUS ZERO is coming to IMAX and cinemas near you! 🎥👀 I mean, who…

Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Masterpiece from the King of Plot Twists and the Sultan of Sappy Romances
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Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Masterpiece from the King of Plot Twists and the Sultan of Sappy Romances

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤣 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Because We Needed Another Video Game Adaptation Zelda Movie Reveals Details
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Because We Needed Another Video Game Adaptation Zelda Movie Reveals Details

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 9, 2026

It’s finally happening: the live-action Legend of Zelda movie is on its way, and it’s simply titled… The Legend of…

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