8-Year-Old Muslim Child Bride Awarded Britain’s ‘Women’s Empowerment Person Of The Year’
LONDON — The British government awarded its coveted “Women’s Empowerment Person of the Year” to 8-year-old Muslim child bride…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Congress Interrogates Fauci Over Origins Of Pie Brought To Cookout
WASHINGTON—Accusing the physician of not being straight with the American people, an often hostile Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee this week…
WNBA Announces Caitlin Clark Punching Bag Night
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — The WNBA announced today it would hold a special “Caitlin Clark Punching Bag Night” during an…
Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’
The post Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’ appeared first on The Onion. Read…
California DMV Worker Requests Interpreter To Assist Customer Who Speaks English
CHULA VISTA, CA — A worker at the California Department of Motor Vehicles requested an interpreter to help translate…
To Fight Antisemitism, Mamdani Announces Mandatory ‘Safety Camps’ For Jewish Residents
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zoran Mamdani already made good on his pledge to combat antisemitism, as on Thursday…
Elon Musk: ‘Revenge Porn Is A Human Right’
The post Elon Musk: ‘Revenge Porn Is A Human Right’ appeared first on The Onion. Read More FinnFinn McFrame,…
Man Who Took Nation’s Constitutional Rights Claims Protection By Constitutional Right
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A man known best for taking away the Constitutional rights of Americans spent the morning claiming…
Meatpacking Plant Workers Weirded Out By Guy Older Than 16
HOLCOMB, KS—Confused and even disturbed at the sight of a new employee who recently appeared on the processing line, workers…
Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul
The wait is over, and the trailer for Jumanji: Open World has finally arrived, because what the world really needed…