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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Star Wars Gets IMAX Re Release Because Nostalgia Is a Cash Cow
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Star Wars Gets IMAX Re Release Because Nostalgia Is a Cash Cow

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Star Wars is returning to theaters, because of course it is. The 1977 sci-fi classic will be shown in IMAX…

Shyamalan and Sparks Team Up Because We Clearly Needed This
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Shyamalan and Sparks Team Up Because We Clearly Needed This

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

M. Night Shyamalan, the master of twisty thrillers like The Sixth Sense, Signs, Split, and Glass, has teamed up with…

Child Tragically Reaches Age Where He Knows He’s Not Actually Playing Video Game
Babylon Bee

Child Tragically Reaches Age Where He Knows He’s Not Actually Playing Video Game

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

    SEDONA, AZ — Local five-year-old Marcus Townsend unfortunately crossed the dreaded Rubicon of knowing whether he was actually playing…

Marlins Announce First 10,000 Fans At Game Will Receive Sandy Alcantara Bobblehead To Share
The Onion

Marlins Announce First 10,000 Fans At Game Will Receive Sandy Alcantara Bobblehead To Share

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

       MIAMI—Calling the promotion an exciting and cost-effective opportunity to honor one of the team’s star players, the Miami Marlins…

News Station Adds Chick-Fil-A Drive Thru Wait Times To Traffic Report
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News Station Adds Chick-Fil-A Drive Thru Wait Times To Traffic Report

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

    LUBBOCK, TX — In an effort to better serve residents, one local news station added Chick-Fil-A drive-thru wait times…

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors
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God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — A new report revealed that God promised to spare the state of Massachusetts if legal officials…

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors
Babylon Bee

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — A new report revealed that God promised to spare the state of Massachusetts if legal officials…

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors
Babylon Bee

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — A new report revealed that God promised to spare the state of Massachusetts if legal officials…

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors
Babylon Bee

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — A new report revealed that God promised to spare the state of Massachusetts if legal officials…

More Men Receiving Shock Wave Therapy For Erectile Dysfunction
The Onion

More Men Receiving Shock Wave Therapy For Erectile Dysfunction

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

       The number of American men receiving low-energy sound waves to treat their erectile dysfunction is on the rise despite…

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