Brits Wish There Were Some Kind Of Ranged Weapon That Shoots High-Velocity Ammunition To Protect Them From Knife Attacks
LONDON — As deadly stabbings continued to run unchecked across the United Kingdom, British citizens wished there were some…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Tom Holland Wakes Up From Terrible Nightmare Where Jenners Almost Got Him
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California Announces They Have Finished Counting The Votes, Ronald Reagan Has Won The 1966 Governor’s Race
SACRAMENTO — California officials announced on Wednesday that they had finally finished counting the votes and Ronald Reagan had…
’60 Minutes’ Begins Search For New Pompous Blowhard
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Seeing That It’s 5PM, Talarico Paints on Some Stubble
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Marvel’s Wolverine – Get Ready for Another Overhyped Game with Too Many Quick Time Events and a Storyline That’s Just an Excuse for More Mindless Hack and Slash Action
The wait is over, and the most epic game of the century is finally here! Or should I say, the…
Get Ready to Have Your Mind Blown by the Most Epic Guitar Solo Documentary of the Century Featuring the Legendary Peter Frampton Whose Guitar Still Works Better Than Your Love Life
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Pride Parade Forces To Change Direction After Route Takes It Within 200 Yards Of School
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — A parade celebrating Pride Month was forced to suddenly change course after participants informed organizers…
White House Doctor Claims Trump A Perfectly Healthy 9-Foot-Tall 35-Year Old
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Jill Biden Assures Nation Joe’s Old Age Did Not Hamper Her Ability To Serve As President
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