Why Earn It When You Can Crowdfund It? The New Meta for Metal Festival Survival 💀
While you’re rotting away in your cubicle, dreaming of a cold beer and a single weekend without a Slack notification…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Revealed: 10 Other Things That Satan Tempted Jesus With
Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
Roblox Introduces Age-Based Accounts
Roblox announced the introduction of new age-based accounts for young users that allow for greater parental controls, preventing players…
Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway
A month into new Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro’s tenure, and he’s already making magic happen – by making around 1,000…
Californians Move To Texas Episode 2 Is Out Now!
Fresh brisket is on the board! Fresh brisket is on the board! Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and…
The Somali Community Of Minnesota Would Like To Remind America That Today Is Tax Day
ST. PAUL, MN — Tax Day is here and Minnesota’s vibrant Somali community would like to remind everyone that…
Hollywood Stars Pen Open Letter Opposing Paramount–Warner Bros. Merger
Over 1,000 major Hollywood power players such as Ben Stiller, J.J. Abrams, Jane Fonda, and Sopranos creator David Chase…
Couple Worries Having A Baby Could Cut Into Time They Spend Sitting On The Couch Staring At Their Phones
AUSTIN, TX — Local couple Tyler and Madison Hansen expressed grave concerns this week that having a baby might…
Trump Complains He’s Being Crucified For Comparing Himself To Jesus
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just days removed from a controversy that arose after he shared an image on social media…
Moonshot Their Wad
The post Moonshot Their Wad appeared first on The Onion. The post Moonshot Their Wad appeared first on The…