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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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FinnSeptember 10, 2026

       Linda Westerman, 53, died Sunday but seriously looks so good you cannot even tell that she’s dead. The post…

Oh Joy Another Remake of Carrie Because the World Was Just Missing a TV Version of a Movie That’s Already Been Done to Death
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Oh Joy Another Remake of Carrie Because the World Was Just Missing a TV Version of a Movie That’s Already Been Done to Death

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some telekinetic teenage angst? 🤯 Because Prime Video just dropped the official trailer…

Oh Joy Another Movie with Kenneth Branagh Being Kenneth Branagh and Some Other People Youve Never Heard Of
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Oh Joy Another Movie with Kenneth Branagh Being Kenneth Branagh and Some Other People Youve Never Heard Of

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

We’ve got a real tear-jerker for you, folks! 🎥👀 The new movie “Atonement” is coming out, and it’s all about…

Oh Joy Another Cold War Thriller to Make You Feel Like You’re Stuck in a Time Loop of Spy Movies
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Oh Joy Another Cold War Thriller to Make You Feel Like You’re Stuck in a Time Loop of Spy Movies

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The most epic and thrilling movie of the century is finally here, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am…

TIFF 2026 Review: Hope – “because who needs a decent plot when the cinematography is on point and the fancy camera angles will distract you from the crushing existential dread”
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TIFF 2026 Review: Hope – “because who needs a decent plot when the cinematography is on point and the fancy camera angles will distract you from the crushing existential dread”

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The movie “Hope” is like a wild rollercoaster ride of…

Democracy Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
The Onion

Democracy Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

FinnSeptember 9, 2026

       The post Democracy Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…

‘Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That’s Interesting,’ Says Jesus
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‘Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That’s Interesting,’ Says Jesus

FinnSeptember 9, 2026

    PALO ALTO, CA — As tech giants continue to bicker back and forth about the dangers of A.I. becoming…

‘Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That’s Interesting,’ Says Jesus
Babylon Bee

‘Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That’s Interesting,’ Says Jesus

FinnSeptember 9, 2026

    PALO ALTO, CA — As tech giants continue to bicker back and forth about the dangers of A.I. becoming…

Juror Accused Of Getting Hung Up On Fact That Defendant Committed Crime
Babylon Bee

Juror Accused Of Getting Hung Up On Fact That Defendant Committed Crime

FinnSeptember 9, 2026

    PLYMOUTH, MA — In the wake of Lindsay Clancy’s murder case ending in a mistrial, several jurors have publicly…

‘Heated Rivalry’ Producers Tease Season 2 Arc In Which Ilya Diagnosed With Depression Only Blow Jobs Can Cure  
The Onion

‘Heated Rivalry’ Producers Tease Season 2 Arc In Which Ilya Diagnosed With Depression Only Blow Jobs Can Cure  

FinnSeptember 9, 2026

       TORONTO—Sharing new details about what fans could expect next from the hit series, Heated Rivalry producers teased Wednesday that…

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