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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Moonshot Their Wad

FinnApril 15, 2026

       The post Moonshot Their Wad appeared first on The Onion.    The post Moonshot Their Wad appeared first on The…

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Trump Officially Renames Strait Of Hormuz The ‘Donald J. Trump Strait Of America’

FinnApril 15, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of ongoing ceasefire negotiations with Iran to bring the weeks-long conflict to a close,…

Bradley Cooper is Now Officially the Most Important Person in Hollywood and Will Obviously Direct and Star in the Completely Necessary and Not-at-All-Unasked-For ‘Ocean’s 11’ Prequel
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Bradley Cooper is Now Officially the Most Important Person in Hollywood and Will Obviously Direct and Star in the Completely Necessary and Not-at-All-Unasked-For ‘Ocean’s 11’ Prequel

FinnApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

The con is back on, and we’re not just talking about the plot of the new Ocean’s 11 movie 🎥!…

Nicolas Cage is Back for More of the Same Old Longlegs Nonsense Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
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Nicolas Cage is Back for More of the Same Old Longlegs Nonsense Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time

FinnApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for another wild ride with Nicolas Cage, the king of over-the-top performances 🤪. He’s teaming up…

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After Devastating Sexual Assault Allegations, Swalwell Now Leading Democratic Presidential Candidate

FinnApril 15, 2026

    U.S. — After a fifth woman came forward yesterday to accuse former Representative Eric Swalwell of sexual assault, Swalwell…

Oh Joy More Overhyped Movies to Waste Your Life On – April 14 2026 – Greenland is Still Melting The Substitute is Still Subpar and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is Still Confused
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Oh Joy More Overhyped Movies to Waste Your Life On – April 14 2026 – Greenland is Still Melting The Substitute is Still Subpar and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is Still Confused

FinnApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

It’s time to get excited, folks! 🎉👀 This week’s home video releases are a real treat, with a mix of…

Spider-Man: Brand New Day Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Spider-Man Posters to Cover Your Entire Basement Walls and Ceiling
Breaking, Movie News

Spider-Man: Brand New Day Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Spider-Man Posters to Cover Your Entire Basement Walls and Ceiling

FinnApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Breaking news, folks: Spider-Man is back, and this time he’s got a brand new day to save the world 🌞🕸️!…

Babylon Bee

With Swalwell Resigning, Just 534 Perverts Left In Congress

FinnApril 14, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the sudden resignation of California Representative Eric Swalwell over sexual assault charges, analysts speculated that…

Babylon Bee

Top 10 Miracles Performed By President Trump

FinnApril 14, 2026

    Lost amid the controversy swirling around the image he posted to social media depicting him as a religious figure…

Babylon Bee

Tucker Claims Muslims Love Jesus So Much They Help His Followers Meet Him

FinnApril 14, 2026

    U.S. — According to podcast host and self-professed theologian Tucker Carlson, Muslims aren’t anti-Christian. In fact, they love Jesus…

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