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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Senate Approves Mitch McConnell Working Remotely From Grave
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Senate Approves Mitch McConnell Working Remotely From Grave

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the U.S. Congress prepared to return to work next week, one major lingering question was…

More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements
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More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

This week in TV land, because who needs movies, right? We’ve got a slew of new shows and seasons to…

Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes are BFFs Now and Theyre About to Blow the Lid Off the Entire World with Their Jaw Droppingly Amazing New Documentary Series You Can See Everything
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Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes are BFFs Now and Theyre About to Blow the Lid Off the Entire World with Their Jaw Droppingly Amazing New Documentary Series You Can See Everything

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic documentary of the year? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t want…

Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Slumps Over In Saddle Of Runaway Horse
The Onion

Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Slumps Over In Saddle Of Runaway Horse

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Setting off a fresh wave of scrutiny over the commander-in-chief’s physical condition, speculations regarding President Donald Trump’s health swirled…

Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated
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Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 8, 2026

The United States Space Force has unveiled a new uniform design, and it’s a real blast from the past. Or,…

Women Honor Gloria Steinem By Leaving Kids At Daycare And Working 9 Hours At Jobs They Hate
Babylon Bee

Women Honor Gloria Steinem By Leaving Kids At Daycare And Working 9 Hours At Jobs They Hate

FinnSeptember 7, 2026

    U.S. — Women across America honored the passing of feminist icon Gloria Steinem by dropping their kids off at…

California Teen Flunks Driver’s License Test For Fully Stopping At Stop Sign
Babylon Bee

California Teen Flunks Driver’s License Test For Fully Stopping At Stop Sign

FinnSeptember 7, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — A local 16-year-old saw her dreams crushed Thursday after bringing her vehicle to a complete, zero-mile-per-hour…

CDC Successfully Eradicates Children
The Onion

CDC Successfully Eradicates Children

FinnSeptember 7, 2026

       ATLANTA—Hailing its success as a major victory for the public health and safety of all Americans, the Centers for…

Nathan Fielder Makes Documentary About Elizabeth Holmes Because Why Not Now
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Nathan Fielder Makes Documentary About Elizabeth Holmes Because Why Not Now

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

The Telluride Film Festival is currently underway in Colorado, and the fest’s biggest screening of the day was a surprise…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

The late great actor and filmmaker Rob Reiner has won a final Emmy — this one for outstanding guest actor…

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