The number of American men receiving low-energy sound waves to treat their erectile dysfunction is on the rise despite little evidence to support its use, claiming the procedure increases blood flow to the penis. What do you think?
“I never miss a chance to do something weird to my penis.”
Angus Overby, Flag Mounter
“I was wondering why Hims sent me an R&B mixtape.”
Troy Zabica, Circus Spokesperson
“That explains the old folk remedy of screaming at a flaccid cock.”
Ester Dunn, Tattoo Consultant
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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