Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees
WASHINGTON—After manually prying his eyelids open to read from a report he had prepared on the matter, a badly…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ Director Confirms Adrian Grenier Cameo As Corpse On Street
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Hell Confirms All Its Appliances Controlled With Apple TV Remote
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Too Far? Trump Threatens To Nuke Used Car Dealership Unless It Comes Down Another $500 On 2017 Chevy Malibu
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World In Shock As Trump Takes Seemingly Extreme Position To Negotiate Best Possible Deal
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J.K. Rowling Escapes Insane Asylum
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