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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
Supergirl's Underwhelming Debut: A Bird, a Plane, No, Just a Mediocre Box Office Performance
Breaking, Movie News

Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently

FinnJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The latest DC Comics film, Supergirl, has taken to the skies, but its opening weekend box office numbers are more…

Babylon Bee

Pope Gently Tells Michelangelo He Really Wanted Ceiling To Be More Of A Neutral Gray

FinnJune 28, 2026

    VATICAN CITY — After four years of painstaking labor creating thousands of square feet of breathtaking frescoes, Michelangelo at…

Babylon Bee

Gavin Newsom Fires Up ChatGPT To Find Out What His Political Positions Should Be This Week

FinnJune 27, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom opened up his laptop and fired up ChatGPT this morning to find out…

Babylon Bee

Democrats Furious Trump Would Make Haitians Leave Most Racist Country On Earth

FinnJune 27, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have reacted with outrage and fury that President Trump could force Haitians to leave the…

Brad Bird Thankfully Rejects Cash Grab Opportunity For Ratatouille 2
Pixar's Brad Bird Says No to Ratatouille 2, Because Some Stories Are Actually Complete
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Brad Bird Thankfully Rejects Cash Grab Opportunity For Ratatouille 2

FinnJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, a beloved Pixar classic will not be getting a sequel. Brad Bird, the director…

Babylon Bee

9 Cool Things To Do At The Obama Presidential Library

FinnJune 26, 2026

    The newly opened Barack Obama Presidential Center contains so much more than documents from Obama’s time in office; there…

‘The Bear’ Ends With Continuous 45-Minute Shot Of Carmy Screaming While Stirring Tomato Sauce
The Onion

‘The Bear’ Ends With Continuous 45-Minute Shot Of Carmy Screaming While Stirring Tomato Sauce

FinnJune 26, 2026

       CHICAGO—Stunning longtime fans with its climactic conclusion, FX series The Bear reportedly ended Friday with a continuous 45-minute shot…

Babylon Bee

Tragic: Competitive Hobby Horser Put Down After Breaking Leg

FinnJune 26, 2026

    BRIGHTON, MI — It was a dark day for competitive hobby horsing on Friday as up-and-coming hobby horseman Phillip…

German World Cup Fan Can’t Believe How Different Real U.S. Is From Depiction In Pixar’s ‘Cars’
The Onion

German World Cup Fan Can’t Believe How Different Real U.S. Is From Depiction In Pixar’s ‘Cars’

FinnJune 26, 2026

       EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Admitting that the vast gulf between media depictions and reality had come as a total shock, German…

Babylon Bee

Trump Starting To Think Iran Might Not Be Trustworthy

FinnJune 26, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — After Iran once again fired on ships in the Strait of Hormuz despite an agreement not…

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