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Author: Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
My Husband Hasn’t Responded To The 7 Tiktoks I Sent Him While He Was At Work. Is He Cheating On Me?
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My Husband Hasn’t Responded To The 7 Tiktoks I Sent Him While He Was At Work. Is He Cheating On Me?

Finn McFrameMarch 22, 2025

It’s been over three hours, and my husband hasn’t responded to a single one of the seven TikToks or twelve…

Bill Burr’s Cycle Syncs Up With Rest Of ‘The View’ Hosts
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Bill Burr’s Cycle Syncs Up With Rest Of ‘The View’ Hosts

Finn McFrameMarch 21, 2025

NEW YORK, NY — Actor and comedian Bill Burr broke down during a television appearance on ABC Thursday when his…

Israel Ranked 8th Happiest Country
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Israel Ranked 8th Happiest Country

Finn McFrameMarch 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionIsrael remains in the top 10 list of happiest countries in the world, ranking eighth according to an…

The Onion

Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute

Finn McFrameMarch 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In the wake of soaring egg prices and shortages nationwide, food experts from the U.S. Department of Agriculture…

The Babylon Bee Editorial Board Strongly Encourages Joe Biden To Get Back Into Politics
Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee Editorial Board Strongly Encourages Joe Biden To Get Back Into Politics

Finn McFrameMarch 21, 2025

With rumors circulating about former President Joe Biden expressing a desire to return to politics, the editorial board of The…

Local Mother Asks If She Can Be Stranded Alone In Space For A Few Weeks
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Local Mother Asks If She Can Be Stranded Alone In Space For A Few Weeks

Finn McFrameMarch 21, 2025

SALT LAKE CITY, UT — A local mother of four submitted a formal petition this week asking if the Trump…

Roku Tests Autoplaying Ads Before Loading Home Screen
The Onion

Roku Tests Autoplaying Ads Before Loading Home Screen

Finn McFrameMarch 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWhile Roku already includes video ads peppered throughout the streaming platform, some users have recently reported a preview…

The Onion

Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child

Finn McFrameMarch 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child appeared first on The…

“The Toxic Avenger” Canceled: Activists Accuse Film of Toxicity 🚫🧪
Green-Haired Activists vs. "The Toxic Avenger": Who Wins? 🤔🎬
Movie News

“The Toxic Avenger” Canceled: Activists Accuse Film of Toxicity 🚫🧪

Finn McFrameMarch 20, 2025March 20, 2025

A scandal has erupted in the U.S., one that might go down in history as one of the most absurd.…

‘Ugly’ Blobfish Named Fish of the Year
The Onion

‘Ugly’ Blobfish Named Fish of the Year

Finn McFrameMarch 20, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionPreviously holding the title of “world’s ugliest animal,” the lumpy, jelly-like, deep-sea blobfish redeemed its reputation this week…

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