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Author: Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Federal Judge Orders Price Of Eggs To Go Back Up
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Federal Judge Orders Price Of Eggs To Go Back Up

Finn McFrameMarch 18, 2025

U.S. — Egg prices are finally on the decline for the first time since 2022, but one federal judge has…

Nintendo Charged With Crimes Against Humanity For Neglecting To Port ‘Wind Waker’ To The Switch
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Nintendo Charged With Crimes Against Humanity For Neglecting To Port ‘Wind Waker’ To The Switch

Finn McFrameMarch 18, 2025

THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS — In a stunning development, the International Criminal Court (ICC) has reportedly filed charges against Nintendo Co.,…

The Onion

Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day

Finn McFrameMarch 18, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day appeared first on The Onion.   Finn McFrameFinn…

CIA Files Reveal JFK Was Killed By Seed Oils
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CIA Files Reveal JFK Was Killed By Seed Oils

Finn McFrameMarch 18, 2025

U.S. — In a long-awaited declassification of government documents related to one of the most monumental events in American history,…

Disney Wondering If It’s Too Late To Replace Rachel Zegler With Kevin Spacey
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Disney Wondering If It’s Too Late To Replace Rachel Zegler With Kevin Spacey

Finn McFrameMarch 18, 2025

U.S. — Walt Disney Studios is running damage control ahead of its live-action remake of Snow White and the Seven…

The Onion

Basic Woman’s Entire Personality Revolves Around Things She Enjoys

Finn McFrameMarch 18, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionNORFOLK, VA—Rolling their eyes at her mindless embrace of that which brings her happiness in life, sources confirmed…

The Onion

JD Vance Reminded Caddies Not Allowed In Clubhouse

Finn McFrameMarch 18, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWEST PALM BEACH, FL—Finding himself stopped upon entering a building at the Trump International Golf Club, Vice President…

🎥 Biden, the Button, and Chaos: Cloverfield 2 Will Surprise Everyone! 🔴
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🎥 Biden, the Button, and Chaos: Cloverfield 2 Will Surprise Everyone! 🔴

Finn McFrameMarch 18, 2025March 18, 2025

Our tireless insiders, armed with magnifying glasses and spy gadgets, have finally shed light on the closely guarded plot of…

Bad Timing? Tesla Announces New Cybertruck Model ‘The Fuhrer’
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Bad Timing? Tesla Announces New Cybertruck Model ‘The Fuhrer’

Finn McFrameMarch 17, 2025

AUSTIN, TX — Stock in Tesla dropped this week following the announcement of a new vehicle named The Fuhrer, an…

Trump Draws Names Of Countries From Hat To Determine Next Tariff
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Trump Draws Names Of Countries From Hat To Determine Next Tariff

Finn McFrameMarch 17, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The media were in attendance Monday morning to witness President Trump draw the name of a country…

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