Mike Myers Refuses to Let Austin Powers Die So He’s Forcing a Fourth Movie on You Whether You Like It Or Not
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Breaking news, folks, and by breaking news, I mean something that’s been broken for years, but we’re going to pretend…
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NEW YORK, NY — MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, reportedly infuriated by news of ball players defiling their pride hats…
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Vacation Bible School season is upon us once again, and you may have noticed that every denomination has its…
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When I first booted up The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, I thought I was gonna be in…
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We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…
RAMSES — Archaeologists excavating at ancient Egyptian historical sites discovered evidence of another biblical plague, this one believed to…