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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Mike Myers Refuses to Let Austin Powers Die So He’s Forcing a Fourth Movie on You Whether You Like It Or Not
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Mike Myers Refuses to Let Austin Powers Die So He’s Forcing a Fourth Movie on You Whether You Like It Or Not

FinnJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Breaking news, folks, and by breaking news, I mean something that’s been broken for years, but we’re going to pretend…

Nation Proud Of Self For Watching, Enjoying Original Movie
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Nation Proud Of Self For Watching, Enjoying Original Movie

FinnJune 17, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Patting themselves on the back for seeing a film that was neither a sequel nor a prequel, the U.S.…

Babylon Bee

MLB Orders Players Who Refused To Bow To Pride Flag To Be Thrown Into Fiery Furnace

FinnJune 17, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, reportedly infuriated by news of ball players defiling their pride hats…

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McDonald’s Brings Back Original Recipe Apple Pies With Cocaine In Them

FinnJune 17, 2026

    CHICAGO, IL — In a bid to capture vintage nostalgia, McDonald’s has announced the return of its true, original-recipe…

Babylon Bee

The Most Popular VBS Theme For Each Denomination

FinnJune 17, 2026

    Vacation Bible School season is upon us once again, and you may have noticed that every denomination has its…

Woman Dives Headfirst Into Thrilling Adventure By Blindly Purchasing Different Apple Variety
The Onion

Woman Dives Headfirst Into Thrilling Adventure By Blindly Purchasing Different Apple Variety

FinnJune 17, 2026

       DALLAS—In a bold risk that strayed from her usual habits, local woman Emily Lentz reportedly dove headfirst into a…

Babylon Bee

Ocarina of Time Retro Review: A Boring Game That Doesn’t Even Have Emotes, Skins, Or Loot Boxes

FinnJune 17, 2026

    When I first booted up The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, I thought I was gonna be in…

Mikal Bridges Wakes Up From 4-Day Bender Next To Dead Jimmy Fallon
The Onion

Mikal Bridges Wakes Up From 4-Day Bender Next To Dead Jimmy Fallon

FinnJune 16, 2026

       The post Mikal Bridges Wakes Up From 4-Day Bender Next To Dead Jimmy Fallon appeared first on The Onion.…

Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
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Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already

FinnJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…

Babylon Bee

Scholars Discover Lost Plague Of Cyclists Blocking Pharaoh’s Morning Commute

FinnJune 16, 2026

    RAMSES — Archaeologists excavating at ancient Egyptian historical sites discovered evidence of another biblical plague, this one believed to…

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