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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
‘Hunt For Gollum’ Director Andy Serkis Defends Film’s All–Andy Serkis Cast
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‘Hunt For Gollum’ Director Andy Serkis Defends Film’s All–Andy Serkis Cast

FinnJuly 17, 2026

       LONDON—Responding to concerns about the lack of diversity in his upcoming project, The Lord Of The Rings: The Hunt For…

Nolan Reboots Ancient Myth Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Exhausted
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Nolan Reboots Ancient Myth Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Exhausted

FinnJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey: Because What the World Really Needed Was a 3-Hour Epic Poem Adaptation In a bold move…

A24 Steps in to Monetize Someone Else’s Viral Idea Again Apparently
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A24 Steps in to Monetize Someone Else’s Viral Idea Again Apparently

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

In a bizarre incident that has left the internet scratching its head, a digital artist’s Backrooms-inspired artwork on Redbubble was…

Christopher Nolan Criticized For Not Depicting Trojan Horse As Historically Accurate Large Wooden Rabbit
Babylon Bee

Christopher Nolan Criticized For Not Depicting Trojan Horse As Historically Accurate Large Wooden Rabbit

FinnJuly 16, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — As critics continued to heap praise on Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey, fans heavily criticized the…

Idaho Builds Border Wall Out Of Potatoes To Keep Out Californians
Babylon Bee

Idaho Builds Border Wall Out Of Potatoes To Keep Out Californians

FinnJuly 16, 2026

    BOISE, ID — In a bold stand against the western invasion, Idaho Governor Brad Little announced today that the…

Female Supreme Court Justices Formally Request Protection From Brett Kavanaugh
The Onion

Female Supreme Court Justices Formally Request Protection From Brett Kavanaugh

FinnJuly 16, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Acknowledging that the danger would be difficult to manage and impossible to eliminate altogether, the Supreme Court’s female justices nevertheless…

‪Hegseth Orders Any Military Personnel With Low Testosterone Be Transferred To The Navy‬
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‪Hegseth Orders Any Military Personnel With Low Testosterone Be Transferred To The Navy‬

FinnJuly 16, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth issued a new order that any military member who is discovered…

Cockroach Maintains Composure Despite Making Contact With Journalist
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Cockroach Maintains Composure Despite Making Contact With Journalist

FinnJuly 16, 2026

    SHERMAN OAKS, CA — A local cockroach somehow maintained his composure on camera despite unexpectedly making contact with a…

Cyclosporiasis Outbreak Linked To Ancient Evil Corrupting The 7 Sacred Diarrhea Crystals
The Onion

Cyclosporiasis Outbreak Linked To Ancient Evil Corrupting The 7 Sacred Diarrhea Crystals

FinnJuly 16, 2026

       ATLANTA—Claiming they had definitively identified the source of the ongoing surge in foodborne illness, Centers for Disease Control officials…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

We’ve got our hands on some brand new concept art for Avengers: Doomsday, and it’s a real treat for fans…

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