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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away
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Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away

FinnAugust 25, 2026

       Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson Are Basically The Same Person So Of Course They Play Brothers In Their New Show Because Obvious Casting Choices Are The Best
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Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson Are Basically The Same Person So Of Course They Play Brothers In Their New Show Because Obvious Casting Choices Are The Best

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

The most epic news ever! 🤩 Apple TV has just dropped the trailer for “Brothers,” a comedy series that’s basically…

Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Million Different Cuts of Manhunter Now Michael Mann’s Manhunter The Final Cut is Graciously Bestowing Itself Upon Cinemas Everywhere
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Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Million Different Cuts of Manhunter Now Michael Mann’s Manhunter The Final Cut is Graciously Bestowing Itself Upon Cinemas Everywhere

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good serial…

Because the World Needed Another RoboCop Reboot
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Because the World Needed Another RoboCop Reboot

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Dan Stevens is the new RoboCop, because of course he is. In a move that’s as surprising as a sunrise…

‘Rings Of Power’ Producers Save A Fortune By Filming At Local Renaissance Festival
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‘Rings Of Power’ Producers Save A Fortune By Filming At Local Renaissance Festival

FinnAugust 25, 2026

    PLANTERSVILLE, TX — Faced with mounting costs and dwindling viewership, producers for the Amazon TV series Rings of Power…

WNBA Forced To Admit Kanter Is A Woman After He Causes Big Dramatic Scene
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WNBA Forced To Admit Kanter Is A Woman After He Causes Big Dramatic Scene

FinnAugust 25, 2026

    U.S. — After Enes Kanter caused a big dramatic scene in public, the WNBA was forced to admit that…

Report: More Americans Abandoning Lengthy Conversations In Favor Of One Really Big Word
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Report: More Americans Abandoning Lengthy Conversations In Favor Of One Really Big Word

FinnAugust 25, 2026

       PHILADELPHIA—Suggesting that the nation was increasingly prioritizing speed and efficiency in speaking, a report released Tuesday by researchers at…

Father Puts Kids Up For Adoption After They Say ‘UHF’ Isn’t Funny
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Father Puts Kids Up For Adoption After They Say ‘UHF’ Isn’t Funny

FinnAugust 24, 2026

    PEORIA, IL — County officials said they would not stand in the way after local man Christopher P. Smith…

BREAKING: If Harry, Meghan Going To U.K., Then Heck, Rest Of America Going With ’Em!
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BREAKING: If Harry, Meghan Going To U.K., Then Heck, Rest Of America Going With ’Em!

FinnAugust 24, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Swarming the nation’s airports as they rushed to board any available transatlantic flight, the U.S. populace decided Monday that if…

Bible Scholars Now Believe David Yelled, ‘Kobe!’ While Hucking Stone At Goliath
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Bible Scholars Now Believe David Yelled, ‘Kobe!’ While Hucking Stone At Goliath

FinnAugust 24, 2026

    VALLEY OF ELAH — A group of theologians and biblical scholars recently concluded that there was reason to believe…

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