MLB Rebrands To MLBTQ+
U.S. — In an effort to better reflect the league’s values, Major League Baseball announced that it had officially…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Oh No! Trump Negotiates Deal With England And Now They Have The Colonies Back
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Man Attributes Classical Music Knowledge To Watching Bugs Bunny Cartoons
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All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying
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Artist Profile: Olivia Rodrigo
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U.S. Team Now A Favorite To Win World Cup After Bringing On LeBron James To Flop
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