Trump To Secure Strait Of Hormuz By Posting Old Man Who Asks You 3 Questions Before You May Pass
DOHA — With the U.S. blockade of the important waterway back on amid renewed hostilities in Iran, President Donald…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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Rubio Vows To Dismantle International Criminal Court
Secretary of State Marco Rubio announced a U.S. diplomatic campaign to dismantle the International Criminal Court “brick by brick,”…
Explosive Diarrhea Epidemic Traced To Gain-Of-Function Lab At Taco Bell Institute
IRVINE, CA — Though initial reports indicated that the recent cyclosporiasis outbreak had happened naturally through people consuming produce…
I Pretend to be a Boxer for 2 Hours and Call it a Biopic Somehow Stallone Approved This Mess
The most epic story of all time is coming to a theater near you, and by epic, I mean it’s…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Time To Forget The First One
The Batman Part II has been pushed back yet again, because of course it has. The latest delay puts the…
Study Shows Mysterious Link Between Trying To Run Over ICE Agent And Bullets Striking Windshield
U.S. — Following yet another controversial incident in recent days involving federal immigration enforcement involvement in the death of…
Barack Obama Pretends To Be Canadian While Traveling Abroad
PARIS—In an effort to blend in with other tourists and avoid negative repercussions for being American, former U.S. President…
Legendary Unveils Godzilla vs Kong Ride Because What’s Left to Ruin
The Monsterverse is coming to a theme park near you, but only if you’re in South Korea. Legendary has announced…
Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Missing That
The most epic movie of the century is coming, and I’m not even exaggerating 🤯! I mean, who needs Avengers…
Oh Joy Another Movie About a Couple of Old Dudes Running Around and Blowing Things Up Featuring Ryan Reynolds and Some Guy Your Grandma Loves Kenneth Branagh in the Most Unnecessary Buddy Action-Comedy of the Year Mayday
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🍿 “Mayday” is coming, and it’s going to be a wild…