The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Taylor Frankie Paul
Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives star Taylor Frankie Paul is under fire after a video that shows her assaulting…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face
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Local Couple Enjoys Romantic Two-Week Honeymoon In TSA Line
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Florida Bill To Ban First Cousin Marriage Fails To Pass
A bill to ban marriage between first cousins failed to pass in the Florida Senate, allowing the state to…
Chicago White Sox Improve Playoff Chances By Switching To WNBA
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