Because We Clearly Needed Another Conjuring Movie From Warner Bros
The Conjuring franchise is at it again, because of course it is. The next installment in the never-ending series will…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Last-Ever Global Warming Report Released For Posterity
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Oh Joy Another Chance to Watch a 30 Year Old Anime Film on a Format That’s Older Than Most of the Audience While Paying Exorbitant Cinema Prices to Relive the Experience of Scratches and Flicker on a Big Screen
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Rashida Tlaib Introduces New Campaign Slogan: ‘For A Brighter Future And Also Death to America’
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Oh Great Another Movie About Rich People Problems Starring Salma Hayek Pinault and Demián Bichir in Angelina Jolie’s Without Blood Because We Didn’t Have Enough Self Indulgent Films Already
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UK Finally Gets Tough By Increasing Penalty For Terrorism To 5 Hours Of Community Service
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