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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Taylor Frankie Paul
The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Taylor Frankie Paul

FinnMarch 26, 2026

       Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives star Taylor Frankie Paul is under fire after a video that shows her assaulting…

‘Harry Potter’ TV Show Drops Trailer, and It’s Just Like the Movies But With More Waiting
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‘Harry Potter’ TV Show Drops Trailer, and It’s Just Like the Movies But With More Waiting

FinnMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Oh great, another Harry Potter reboot — because apparently the last 20 years of films and theme parks weren’t enough.…

FDA Approves Lettuce That Can Be Remotely Detonated In Event Of Recall
The Onion

FDA Approves Lettuce That Can Be Remotely Detonated In Event Of Recall

FinnMarch 26, 2026

       SILVER SPRING, MD—Stressing its commitment to ending foodborne outbreaks as efficiently as possible, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration…

Babylon Bee

Man Unsure If What’s Missing In His Life Is Jesus Or Really Cool Jacket

FinnMarch 25, 2026

    CROMWELL, CT — On a chilly spring morning, local man Jim Harbor reportedly paused to consider whether what he…

Babylon Bee

7 Ways To Toughen Up Your Wimpy Kid

FinnMarch 25, 2026

    Kids these days. They’re pushovers. Back in the old days, every kid knew how to work, fight, and smoke…

Babylon Bee

Guy Who Pushed Over Reacher’s Motorcycle Announces Plan To Shoot John Wick’s Dog

FinnMarch 25, 2026

    BRENTWOOD, TN — The man who pushed over Jack Reacher’s motorcycle and was subsequently pounded into the ground has…

Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face
The Onion

Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face

FinnMarch 25, 2026

       The post Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face appeared first on The Onion.    The post Epidemiologists Confirm…

Babylon Bee

Local Couple Enjoys Romantic Two-Week Honeymoon In TSA Line

FinnMarch 25, 2026

    HOUSTON, TX — Local newlyweds Brandon and Amelia Stockwell reported having the time of their lives during a romantic…

Florida Bill To Ban First Cousin Marriage Fails To Pass
The Onion

Florida Bill To Ban First Cousin Marriage Fails To Pass

FinnMarch 25, 2026

       A bill to ban marriage between first cousins failed to pass in the Florida Senate, allowing the state to…

Babylon Bee

Chicago White Sox Improve Playoff Chances By Switching To WNBA

FinnMarch 25, 2026

    CHICAGO, IL — In the wake of two historically bad seasons, the owner of the Chicago White Sox has…

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