Smokey Bear Claims Views On Wildfires Have Evolved
WASHINGTON—Admitting that his prior beliefs regarding conflagrations had been formed out of ignorance, longtime U.S. Forest Service icon Smokey…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Parents Choose Abortion After Devastating News That Their Baby Would Be Among Happiest Demographic On Earth
SALEM, OR – Local parents Terry and Jessica Pritchard decided to abort their baby after receiving the devastating news…
Alan Ritchson tries not to trip on his own ego in the new poster for Motor City
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and totally-not-at-all-cliché film of the year? 🎥🔥 Because I’ve…
Mystery Men Emerge From NYC Manholes
At least three incidents of mysterious men climbing up from manholes in Brooklyn and Queens have been reported in…
Bears Forced To Leave Chicago After Every Player, Coach, Fan Killed In Drive-Bys
CHICAGO, IL – The Chicago Bears organization announced today that it will be relocating out of the city due…
After Mail-In Ballots Tallied, Joe Biden Wins L.A. Mayor Race With 81 Million Votes
LOS ANGELES, CA — After multiple days of late-night mail-in ballot drops finally being tallied, it was discovered that…
Should You Believe All Women? A Handy Flowchart
Oh no! A woman has accused a political candidate of vile deeds! But should you believe them? Oh no!…
Liberals Give Us Their 10 Most Convincing Arguments For Abortion
Among Americans, there remains an ever-growing divide between those who are pro-life and those who are pro-killing-their-baby. In an…
‘Obsession’ Director Says He Got Idea For Horror Movie Having Once Met A Woman
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Director Curry Barker has a surprise hit on his hands with his indie horror movie Obsession,…
Zeus Lands Cameo Role As Trojan Soldier In ‘The Odyssey’
LOS ANGELES—Sending fans of Greek mythology into a frenzy on social media, The Odyssey director Christopher Nolan confirmed Friday that god…