FIFA Admits It Has No Idea Why Soccer Players Walk Out On Field With Little Kids
NEW YORK—Confessing total ignorance as to the origins of the mystifying ritual, FIFA admitted Friday it has absolutely no…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Because You Clearly Needed More Amateur Film Criticism On The Internet Now
Finn McFrame here, and I’m still somehow not tired of movies, despite the best efforts of Hollywood to wear me…
Planned Parenthood Regains Federal Funding
Planned Parenthood regained access to federal funding for non-abortion care after a ban in the One Big Beautiful Bill…
‘Love Island’ Contestant Under Fire After Newly Surfaced Photos Show Him Wearing Shirt
MAMANUCA ISLANDS, FIJI—In a revelation that prompted widespread calls for producers to remove him from the reality show’s villa, Love…
Activists Push For California Schools To Teach ‘Girl Math’
SACRAMENTO, CA — Buoyed by recent efforts to teach “Black English” in California schools, a new coalition of activists…
Dad’s Plan To Work At Home Foiled By People At Home
BROWNWOOD, TX — Local dad Grayson Kenny found his plan to work from home today utterly foiled by the…
Batman Fans Can Now Waste Money on Wayne Manor Replicas Thanks to WB Marketing Genius
The most iconic homes in TV history are always up for grabs, and now it’s time for the exterior of…
DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist
The post DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist appeared first on The Onion. Read More FinnFinn…
Little League Team Excited For Chubby Kid’s Family To Bring The Snacks
MEDINA, OH — The excitement was palpable this afternoon on the bench of a local little league team after…
Nazi Really Regretting Getting Graham Platner Tattoo
BANGOR, ME — In the wake of the Democratic nominee suspending his Senate campaign, local Nazi Wade Marks expressed…