Doctors Warn Air Fryers Not A Substitute For Human Companionship
BALTIMORE—Responding to widespread proliferation of the technology in Americans’ daily lives, doctors at Johns Hopkins University warned Thursday that…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Oh Joy Another Apocalyptic Movie to Make You Question the Point of Human Existence Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Dogs and Stars and the End of the World
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and Ridley Scott feels fine 🌎💀! His latest masterpiece, The…
Break Out the Neon and Big Hair Because the Most Iconic and Totally Not Forgotten Cartoon of the 80s Jem and the Holograms Is Getting a Live Action Series Because You Clearly Asked for This
Oh joy, because the world was just missing another live-action adaptation of a beloved ’80s franchise, Jem and the Holograms…
Trump Angrily Demands Jalen Brunson Put On Suit
NEW YORK—Growing increasingly indignant with each passing possession, President Donald Trump reportedly spent the first quarter of Monday’s Game…
Kylie Jenner Told Nachos Were Sent By Fat Joe
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NYPD Attempts To Deter Terrorists At NBA Finals By Doubling Assassination Fees
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Playskool Introduces ‘My First Hobo Camp’ For California Children
U.S. — Toy manufacturer Playskool unveiled its latest educational playset this week called “My First Hobo Camp”, with the…
Trump Claims He Never Promised A Livable Country
The post Trump Claims He Never Promised A Livable Country appeared first on The Onion. The post Trump Claims…
California Reminds Voters There Are Just 30 Days Left To Vote In Last Tuesday’s Election
LOS ANGELES, CA — California election officials reminded voters over the weekend that there are just 30 days left…
L.A. Vote Update: Spencer Pratt Now At Negative One Billion Votes
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