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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
More Reboots and Sequels to Ignore on Streaming This Weekend
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More Reboots and Sequels to Ignore on Streaming This Weekend

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

It’s that time of the week again, folks, when the streaming giants unleash a fresh batch of movies upon us,…

12 Clear Signs Your Husband Doesn’t Love You Anymore
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12 Clear Signs Your Husband Doesn’t Love You Anymore

FinnAugust 19, 2026

    Relationships are hard work — especially for women. That’s because if there’s anything men love more than trucks, jackhammers,…

Oh Joy, More Overhyped Movies and TV Shows to Waste Your Life On – August 18, 2026 – Exit 8, Seven Snipers, Disco Italiana, The Music Machine, The Stranger and a Whole Bunch of Other Stuff You’ll Forget in a Week
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Oh Joy, More Overhyped Movies and TV Shows to Waste Your Life On – August 18, 2026 – Exit 8, Seven Snipers, Disco Italiana, The Music Machine, The Stranger and a Whole Bunch of Other Stuff You’ll Forget in a Week

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat this week! 🎉 It’s not like there are any major A-list releases…

Because What Every Movie Needed Was a Guy Getting Eaten by a Whale and Then Probably Pooped Out Later in a Dramatic Plot Twist
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Because What Every Movie Needed Was a Guy Getting Eaten by a Whale and Then Probably Pooped Out Later in a Dramatic Plot Twist

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, jaw-dropping, and utterly absurd movie of the year? 🤣 I…

‘No, Sweetie, You Can’t Get Any More Lego Sets Until You Build The Ones You Already Have,’ Woman Reminds 39-Year-Old Husband
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‘No, Sweetie, You Can’t Get Any More Lego Sets Until You Build The Ones You Already Have,’ Woman Reminds 39-Year-Old Husband

FinnAugust 19, 2026

    MADISON, WI — Local wife Tamara Dotson gently informed her husband this week that he couldn’t have any more…

Alleged College Drug Kingpin Beginning To Wonder If Adopting Name ‘Pablo Pledgescobar’ May Have Been A Mistake
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Alleged College Drug Kingpin Beginning To Wonder If Adopting Name ‘Pablo Pledgescobar’ May Have Been A Mistake

FinnAugust 19, 2026

    HAPPY VALLEY, PA — After being caught in a sting by the FBI, Penn State University drug kingpin Agostino…

Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Need More
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Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Need More

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

September is shaping up to be a big month for Netflix, because of course it is. The streaming giant is…

Chicago Principal Concerned As High School Senior Only Assaulting Teachers At Fifth-Grade Level
Babylon Bee

Chicago Principal Concerned As High School Senior Only Assaulting Teachers At Fifth-Grade Level

FinnAugust 19, 2026

    CHICAGO, IL — Principal Dan Naylor called for a parent conference after persistent concerns that senior student Anthony King…

Lindsay Clancy Honored With Planned Parenthood Lifetime Achievement Award
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Lindsay Clancy Honored With Planned Parenthood Lifetime Achievement Award

FinnAugust 19, 2026

    PLYMOUTH, MA — Accused child killer Lindsay Clancy has been honored with Planned Parenthood’s prestigious Lifetime Achievement Award.    Read…

Young-Earth Creationist Has No Explanation For Fact That Nancy Pelosi Is 12,000 Years Old
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Young-Earth Creationist Has No Explanation For Fact That Nancy Pelosi Is 12,000 Years Old

FinnAugust 19, 2026

    PETERSBURG, KY — A local young-earth creationist is reportedly suffering a crisis of faith after realizing he has no…

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