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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Southwest Announces Nonstop Flights From Denver Airport To Downtown Denver
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Southwest Announces Nonstop Flights From Denver Airport To Downtown Denver

FinnAugust 4, 2026

    DENVER, CO — Southwest Airlines announced this week that it was now offering nonstop flights from the Denver airport…

Government-Run Stores To Allow Anyone To Buy Groceries As Long As They Have Special Mark On Hand Or Forehead
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Government-Run Stores To Allow Anyone To Buy Groceries As Long As They Have Special Mark On Hand Or Forehead

FinnAugust 4, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani assured citizens today that a photo ID would not be needed to…

RFK Starts Off Cooking Show With Reminder To Always Cook Raccoon To At Least 165 Degrees
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RFK Starts Off Cooking Show With Reminder To Always Cook Raccoon To At Least 165 Degrees

FinnAugust 4, 2026

    HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA — Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. kicked off his new cooking show…

Oh Great Another Exorcist Sequel to Make Us All Possessed with Boredom Boorman and The Devil – Watch the trailer for the documentary about the sequel to The Exorcist that nobody asked for
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Oh Great Another Exorcist Sequel to Make Us All Possessed with Boredom Boorman and The Devil – Watch the trailer for the documentary about the sequel to The Exorcist that nobody asked for

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

The most epic fail in movie history is getting its own documentary, because who doesn’t love a good trainwreck? 🚂💥…

Trump Warns Iran This Is Their Fourth-To-Last Chance At Peace
Babylon Bee

Trump Warns Iran This Is Their Fourth-To-Last Chance At Peace

FinnAugust 4, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The stakes in the war with Iran reached new heights this morning, as President Donald Trump…

Pentagon Declassifies Files On Blimps
The Onion

Pentagon Declassifies Files On Blimps

FinnAugust 4, 2026

       ARLINGTON, VA—In what may be the largest-ever disclosure of government data concerning the mysterious aerial phenomena, Pentagon officials announced…

Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with AI Powered Stuart Fails to Save the Universe
Breaking, Movie News

Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with AI Powered Stuart Fails to Save the Universe

FinnAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Sharp-eyed viewers are accusing Stuart Fails to Save the Universe of using generative AI in its opening credits, because of…

Dodgers Acquire Kal-El Of Krypton
Babylon Bee

Dodgers Acquire Kal-El Of Krypton

FinnAugust 3, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — In a stunning move to further bolster an already imposing starting lineup, the Los Angeles…

Trump Baselessly Claims He Is Viral 40-Pound Tabby Cat Named Daddy Cinnamon
The Onion

Trump Baselessly Claims He Is Viral 40-Pound Tabby Cat Named Daddy Cinnamon

FinnAugust 3, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Promoting the unfounded assertion in an effort to improve his polling, President Donald Trump baselessly claimed during a White…

James Talarico Tells Us His 9 Favorite Bible Verses
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James Talarico Tells Us His 9 Favorite Bible Verses

FinnAugust 3, 2026

    You may think you know the Bible, but boy does Texas Senate candidate James Talarico have news for you.…

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