ISIS Claims Responsibility For Reflecting Pool Algae
KABUL — The notorious terrorist organization ISIS has claimed responsibility for an algae attack that has disrupted the beautiful…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Obama Library Cruelly Disenfranchises Millions Of Black Americans By Requiring Photo ID For Entry
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Cringe: Out-Of-Touch Company Posts Pride Logo Like It’s 2014 Or Something
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Trump Unveils New Air Force One Helicarrier
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Amazon Abruptly Cancels Movie About Sam Altman Because Let’s Be Real Who Cares About Some Guy and His AI Company Anyway
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So-Called ‘World’s Greatest Dad’ Not Even In Top Five
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‘Now Witness The Firepower Of This Fully Armed And Operational Battle Station,’ Cackles Obama
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Lea Michele Shows Off Ability To Make Co-Star Cry On Command
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