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Author: Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Terrifier Goes Disney?🎃🐭 Damien Leone Says His Creepy CGI Gnomes Were Hijacked!
Disney's Gnomegate Scandal! 🧙‍♂️🗑️ Did They Steal Damien Leone's Horror Rejects?
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Terrifier Goes Disney?🎃🐭 Damien Leone Says His Creepy CGI Gnomes Were Hijacked!

Finn McFrameDecember 6, 2024December 6, 2024

Damien Leone, the audacious director behind the cult slasher hit Terrifier, is accusing none other than Disney of swiping his…

🎄 Gothic Christmas! Why Film Critics Are Losing Their Minds Over «Nosferatu» 🦇
Did Nosferatu Bite Critics Into Submission? Rotten Tomatoes Scores Don’t Lie! 🦇🩸
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🎄 Gothic Christmas! Why Film Critics Are Losing Their Minds Over «Nosferatu» 🦇

Finn McFrameDecember 3, 2024December 3, 2024

It’s beginning to look a lot like a bloody Christmas, thanks to Robert Eggers’ highly anticipated horror film «Nosferatu». The…

🎬 «I Know What You Did Last Summer» Reboot Revealed: A Trump Supporter Shout-Out? 🤔
🎥 90 Minutes of Crying and Trump Fans: The 2025 «I Know What You Did Last Summer» Reboot Explained 🧐
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🎬 «I Know What You Did Last Summer» Reboot Revealed: A Trump Supporter Shout-Out? 🤔

Finn McFrameNovember 29, 2024December 3, 2024

The slasher genre is known for its twists, turns, and blood-curdling screams. But the upcoming reboot of «I Know What…

Obsidian Art Director CANCELLED After Elon Musk Showdown! 😱🔥
«Woke» Game Dev Loses Tongue After Epic Twitter Meltdown! 👅💥
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Obsidian Art Director CANCELLED After Elon Musk Showdown! 😱🔥

Finn McFrameNovember 29, 2024November 29, 2024

Oh boy, buckle up buttercup, because the drama llama just birthed a whole alpaca farm over at Obsidian Entertainment! 🦙💥…

📉 How a Love Gone Wrong Sabotaged Taylor Swift’s Billboard Glory! 💔
🚨 Billboard’s SHOCKING Betrayal: Why Taylor Swift Was Robbed of the Top Spot! 🤯
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📉 How a Love Gone Wrong Sabotaged Taylor Swift’s Billboard Glory! 💔

Finn McFrameNovember 27, 2024November 27, 2024

It was a dark day for Taylor Swift’s army of loyal fans – known worldwide as Swifties – when Billboard…

🚨 Captain America: Brave New World Faces a Major Meltdown: Reshoots, Budget Blunders, and Unwanted Superheroes! 🤦‍♂️
💥 Marvel's $400 Million Gamble Turns Into a Flop? Captain America: Brave New World Reshoots Just Won't Fix This Mess! 💥
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🚨 Captain America: Brave New World Faces a Major Meltdown: Reshoots, Budget Blunders, and Unwanted Superheroes! 🤦‍♂️

Finn McFrameNovember 26, 2024

So, the latest Captain America flick is turning out to be something of a delightful disaster. Marvel Studios, the self-proclaimed gods of the superhero…

🌌 Free Access to Star Citizen? California Pays YOU to Play… But There’s a Catch! 💸
🚀 The Most Expensive Free Game in History: Star Citizen’s «Free» Access Costs $1 MILLION a DAY! 😱
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🌌 Free Access to Star Citizen? California Pays YOU to Play… But There’s a Catch! 💸

Finn McFrameNovember 25, 2024November 25, 2024

In a stunning turn of events, Cloud Imperium Games has once again decided to let the entire universe of Star…

🥳 The Day Music Was Free: World Celebrates Adele’s Exit From the Stage!
Adele Says Goodbye to Music – And Millions Say Good Riddance!
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🥳 The Day Music Was Free: World Celebrates Adele’s Exit From the Stage!

Finn McFrameNovember 24, 2024

In a dramatic announcement that sent shockwaves through Las Vegas casinos and lukewarm Spotify playlists everywhere, singer Adele declared she…

HBO Bends the Knee to Rowling: Trans Rights? Apparently Not as Magical as Galleons! 🤑
J.K. Rowling: The TERF Who Conquered Capitalism (and HBO) 👑
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HBO Bends the Knee to Rowling: Trans Rights? Apparently Not as Magical as Galleons! 🤑

Finn McFrameNovember 22, 2024November 22, 2024

Well, well, well! It seems like the goblins at HBO have finally done their math. Turns out, «canceling» J.K. Rowling…

🕹️ Stellar Blade Update 1.009 : Feminist Agenda or Camera Revolution ? You Decide !
👗 New Patch Ruins Stellar Blade? Skirts, Cameras, and Feminist Fury Collide!
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🕹️ Stellar Blade Update 1.009 : Feminist Agenda or Camera Revolution ? You Decide !

Finn McFrameNovember 21, 2024November 25, 2024

Well, folks, it’s happened. The gaming industry has finally hit the point where your camera can be shamed for bad…

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