Overambitious Man Wants To Get 2 Things Done Today
AKRON, OH—Saying the expectations he had set for himself were completely unrealistic, friends of local man James Chao expressed…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Flyers Fans Not Sure Whether Gritty Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird
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Depraved Inbred Community Distances Itself From Prince Andrew
The post Depraved Inbred Community Distances Itself From Prince Andrew appeared first on The Onion. The post Depraved Inbred…
After Seeing Ben Sasse’s Incredible Faith And Character, Nation Understands Why He Had To Leave Politics
UNITED STATES — After seeing Ben Sasse’s incredible faith in God and upstanding moral character, the nation now understands…
King Charles Visits U.S. For State Dinner
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Dad Splits Commute Time Between Worshipping The Lord Jesus Christ And Cursing Out Bad Drivers
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‘Is It Too Late To Ask Who Gerry Mander Is?’ KBJ Whispers To Clarence Thomas
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Scientist Accused Of Poisoning Colleague Who Got Promotion
A University of Wisconsin lab employee admitted to poisoning a coworker’s water bottle with chloroform after the coworker received…
Poll Shows Majority Of Democrats Believe Lincoln Assassination Staged
U.S. — The growing rift between the political right and left in the country became even more evident this…
In Blow To Democrats, SCOTUS Rules They Have To Stop Being Racist
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a devastating setback to the Democratic Party, the United States Supreme Court ruled today that…