Cruel, Heartless Wife Goes On Fun Girls’ Weekend Leaving Poor Husband All Alone And Lonely And Helpless
TOLEDO, OH — Local wife Aubrey Jackson reportedly left the house for 72 hours on a girls’ weekend, cruelly…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Jesus Clarifies Return Will Be Strictly Limited To Carpentry Business
JERUSALEM—In an effort to soften the blow for a human race eagerly awaiting His glorious arrival, Jesus Christ, the…
Pope Leo: ‘God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War, So Long As You Don’t Count Moses, David, Joshua, Elijah, Saul, Gideon, Samson, Or Anyone Else In Bible’
VATICAN CITY — Pope Leo boldly proclaimed today that God does not listen to the prayers of those who…
Dozens Of Injuries Reported At ‘No Kings’ Rally After Multi-Scooter Pileup
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Oh Great Another Movie About Sharks Trying to Eat Us Because We Clearly Haven’t Learned to Stay Out of the Water Yet
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Trump Deploys 10,000 Soldiers To Spread Word There Is No War In Iran
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Olympics Bans Trans Athletes From Women’s Events
The International Olympic Committee banned transgender women from female events at the upcoming 2028 Los Angeles Olympics and future…
49 States Enact Legislation Banning Immigrants From California
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12 Tips For Dads Babysitting Their Own Kids
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NASA To Build $20 Billion Moon Base
NASA will repurpose components from a scrapped space station to construct a $20 billion base on the moon’s surface…