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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
NYPD Attempts To Deter Terrorists At NBA Finals By Doubling Assassination Fees
The Onion

NYPD Attempts To Deter Terrorists At NBA Finals By Doubling Assassination Fees

FinnJune 8, 2026

       The post NYPD Attempts To Deter Terrorists At NBA Finals By Doubling Assassination Fees appeared first on The Onion.…

Babylon Bee

Playskool Introduces ‘My First Hobo Camp’ For California Children

FinnJune 8, 2026

    U.S. — Toy manufacturer Playskool unveiled its latest educational playset this week called “My First Hobo Camp”, with the…

Trump Claims He Never Promised A Livable Country
The Onion

Trump Claims He Never Promised A Livable Country

FinnJune 8, 2026

       The post Trump Claims He Never Promised A Livable Country appeared first on The Onion.    The post Trump Claims…

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California Reminds Voters There Are Just 30 Days Left To Vote In Last Tuesday’s Election

FinnJune 8, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — California election officials reminded voters over the weekend that there are just 30 days left…

Babylon Bee

L.A. Vote Update: Spencer Pratt Now At Negative One Billion Votes

FinnJune 8, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — After the latest ballot drop, Los Angeles officials released an updated vote tally showing candidate…

Smokey Bear Claims Views On Wildfires Have Evolved 
The Onion

Smokey Bear Claims Views On Wildfires Have Evolved 

FinnJune 8, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Admitting that his prior beliefs regarding conflagrations had been formed out of ignorance, longtime U.S. Forest Service icon Smokey…

Babylon Bee

Parents Choose Abortion After Devastating News That Their Baby Would Be Among Happiest Demographic On Earth

FinnJune 6, 2026

    SALEM, OR – Local parents Terry and Jessica Pritchard decided to abort their baby after receiving the devastating news…

Alan Ritchson tries not to trip on his own ego in the new poster for Motor City
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Alan Ritchson tries not to trip on his own ego in the new poster for Motor City

FinnJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and totally-not-at-all-cliché film of the year? 🎥🔥 Because I’ve…

Mystery Men Emerge From NYC Manholes
The Onion

Mystery Men Emerge From NYC Manholes

FinnJune 6, 2026

       At least three incidents of mysterious men climbing up from manholes in Brooklyn and Queens have been reported in…

Babylon Bee

Bears Forced To Leave Chicago After Every Player, Coach, Fan Killed In Drive-Bys

FinnJune 6, 2026

    CHICAGO, IL – The Chicago Bears organization announced today that it will be relocating out of the city due…

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