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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Artist Profile: Noah Kahan
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Artist Profile: Noah Kahan

FinnMay 7, 2026

       Noah Kahan, the singer-songwriter behind “Stick Season,” has topped the Billboard 200 chart with his new album, The Great…

James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That
Breaking News: Actress Sues James Cameron and Disney for Allegedly Stealing Her Face, Because Who Needs Consent Anyway? 🤑👀
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James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That

FinnMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Q’orianka Kilcher is suing the big cheeses, James Cameron and The Walt Disney Company,…

Oh No The Apocalypse Is Near Only 282 Whole Entire US Outdoor Theaters Left To Watch Movies Under The Stars And Eat Overpriced Nachos
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Oh No The Apocalypse Is Near Only 282 Whole Entire US Outdoor Theaters Left To Watch Movies Under The Stars And Eat Overpriced Nachos

FinnMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

Oh joy, summer is finally here, and you know what that means… it’s time to squeeze into a hot car…

Babylon Bee

Dr. Fauci Reports Amazing Results In Gain-Of-Function Research At New Cruise Ship Laboratory

FinnMay 7, 2026

    CANARY ISLANDS — Dr. Anthony Fauci announced today that he has achieved a remarkable breakthrough in gain-of-function research at…

Babylon Bee

National Association Of Dogs Announce They Deserve A Little Treat

FinnMay 7, 2026

    SILVER SPRING, MD — The National Association of Dogs issued a formal declaration Thursday confirming that they, as a…

Babylon Bee

Weird: Epstein Suicide Note Printed On Hillary Clinton’s Personal Stationery

FinnMay 7, 2026

    U.S. — A federal judge ordered the release of Jeffrey Epstein’s purported suicide note, which oddly appears to have…

Trump Shares Recipe For Famous ‘Better Than Pedophilia’ Cake
The Onion

Trump Shares Recipe For Famous ‘Better Than Pedophilia’ Cake

FinnMay 7, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Claiming that his signature dessert had garnered rave reviews from victims and co-conspirators alike, President Donald Trump took to…

Babylon Bee

Here Is Everything You Need To Know About The Blake Lively-Justin Baldoni Case

FinnMay 6, 2026

    The internet has been abuzz once again about the dueling claims and court cases between actress Blake Lively and…

Babylon Bee

Underachieving Christian Settles For Third Baptist Church

FinnMay 6, 2026

    MOBILE, AL — Local underperforming Christian Jason Bingham continued his lukewarm ways today, settling for attending the Third Baptist…

GameStop Offers $56 Billion To Buy eBay
The Onion

GameStop Offers $56 Billion To Buy eBay

FinnMay 6, 2026

       GameStop bid $56 billion to purchase eBay, hoping to challenge Amazon and other ecommerce platforms with the bold offer…

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