Scientists Invent Revolutionary Kids’ Bike That Uses Pedals Instead Of Electric Power
CAMBRIDGE, MA — Engineers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology reportedly developed an innovative new children’s bike that uses…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Even Trump Unsure How Rambling Speech On Iran Veered Off Into Ranking The ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ Films
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‘Good News, You’re Finally Useful,’ Says Trump As He Sends Aquaman To Strait Of Hormuz
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MLB Umpires Admit They’ve Kinda Just Been Guessing This Whole Time
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Cruel, Heartless Wife Goes On Fun Girls’ Weekend Leaving Poor Husband All Alone And Lonely And Helpless
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Jesus Clarifies Return Will Be Strictly Limited To Carpentry Business
JERUSALEM—In an effort to soften the blow for a human race eagerly awaiting His glorious arrival, Jesus Christ, the…
Pope Leo: ‘God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War, So Long As You Don’t Count Moses, David, Joshua, Elijah, Saul, Gideon, Samson, Or Anyone Else In Bible’
VATICAN CITY — Pope Leo boldly proclaimed today that God does not listen to the prayers of those who…
Dozens Of Injuries Reported At ‘No Kings’ Rally After Multi-Scooter Pileup
BOSTON, MA — Dozens of significant injuries have been reported at the “No Kings” rally today after a multi-scooter…
Oh Great Another Movie About Sharks Trying to Eat Us Because We Clearly Haven’t Learned to Stay Out of the Water Yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, jaw-dropping, and fin-tastic movie of the year? 🦈🌊 I didn’t…
Trump Deploys 10,000 Soldiers To Spread Word There Is No War In Iran
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