You’ll Never Guess Where Folks Live Longer Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It looks like the 2026 campaign is heating up, and health…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Trump’s Alternate Facts Strike Again
Folks, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s latest speech, and I almost spilled my coffee. He posted on social…
Park Rangers vs The Man what’s going on here
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Just days away from America’s 250th birthday, visitors to Philadelphia’s historic…
CNN says Biden just threw shade at Trump again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former President Joe Biden is at it again, rallying Maryland Democrats…
You Won’t Believe What Happened to This World Vision Adviser
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A World Vision Humanitarian & Emergency Affairs Adviser, Jankiel Rosenwald, was…
You Won’t Believe What Just Happened on This Miami Runway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American Airlines flight headed to Bermuda had to abort its…
You Won’t Believe What Most Americans Want To Vote
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Representative Byron Donalds’ reaction to the SAVE America Act, and I have…
You Won’t Believe What Just Happened on MIA Runway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American Airlines flight headed to Bermuda had to abort its…
Utah’s Fourth of July goes up in flames literally
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Utah is having one of its worst wildfire seasons in…
Wow Trump Picks Cowboy For ICE Boss
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has announced that he’s nominating Lance Schroyer, a…