Another Toasty Condo Bites the Dust, Courtesy of Questionable Wiring
Another day, another tragedy in a liberal-run city, folks! CNN is reporting a fire in a Hong Kong high-rise, and…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Georgia Prosecutor Accidentally Nukes Trump Case, Blames Rogue Stapler
Another day, another WITCH HUNT COLLAPSES! Crooked Georgia prosecutor FINALLY admits what we knew all along: the case against our…
Liberal Lawyers Throw Hissy Fit Over USDA’s Totally Reasonable Attempt to Stop Free Food for Illegals
Another day, another frivolous lawsuit from the radical left! These 21 Soros-backed Attorneys General, led by none other than the…
Justice Department Begs Judge to Unleash the Epstein & Maxwell Files: A Comedy of Errors
The Justice Department, probably staffed with Deep State leftovers, is *pretending* to comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act. I…
Trump’s guide to insulting female journalists: From ‘piggy’ to ‘ugly,’ a masterclass in misogyny
The Failing New York Times, desperate for relevance, has launched another pathetic attack on our glorious President Trump, claiming he’s…
BREAKING: DC goes full Wild West, National Guard joins the shootout – who needs Tombstone
Another day, another Democrat-inspired crime! Two brave National Guardsmen, sent to D.C. to clean up the leftist mess, were shot.…
CNN Desperately Clings to Relevance as Trump Snubs South Africa from G20 Because Reasons
South Africa OUT, Poland IN! Another brilliant move by President Trump to drain the swamp of globalist cabals! CNN is…
Walmart’s Need for Speed: From Aisle 5 to the Finish Line, Can They Outrun Amazon in Diapers and Toilet Paper?
Walmart, bowing to the woke mob, replaces hardworking Americans with commie robots! I knew it! Walmart, now run by radical…
Trump Can’t Even Fire a Librarian, Sad
The Supreme Court, likely infiltrated by radical leftists disguised as moderate judges, has temporarily blocked our glorious President Trump from…
Where Nagging Neighs Become Life Coaches for Tiny Humans | CNN
Another day, another load of liberal propaganda from Fake News CNN! This time, they’re trying to make us feel all…