Michigan Senator Freaks Over Trump Loyalist
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan state senator Mallory McMorrow is making some interesting statements about…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
You Guys Still Confused About America
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Gallup poll, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Some genius uses robots to fix Palisades now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about some newfangled homes that are supposedly “fireproof, earthquake-proof, tornado-proof and hurricane-proof.” I…
You Won’t Believe What Just Happened Today Folks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one: a massive cannabis stash was found in a cave on an…
You Won’t Believe Who Trump Chatted With Right Before That Settlement
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Live Nation’s CEO, Michael Rapino, had a chat with President Donald…
Judge Stomps on Feds Over Trans Kids’ Med Records
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal judge who has temporarily blocked the Trump administration from getting…
Thune Tells Trump No Again LOL
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is having a bit…
Oh Great, Another Bright Future Torched
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A high school senior, Hiram Carrero, 19, has been sentenced to…
“Dems Gonna Impeach Trump ASAP”
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest predictions from pollster Frank Luntz, and I’ve got to…
Iran loves LA’s hospitality what a surprise
So, I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and I come across this story about the Iranian soccer team leaving a…