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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first week as the new White House press secretary, and let…

Murdaugh Returns to Court Because That’s Going Well So Far
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Murdaugh Returns to Court Because That’s Going Well So Far

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Alex Murdaugh is heading back to court, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “This is gonna be good.” The disgraced…

Amazon Inspires Dude’s Plan To Feed Hungry People Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Amazon Inspires Dude’s Plan To Feed Hungry People Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Dion Dawson’s story is a real eye-opener. This guy grew up…

AI Agents Develop Own Language Because Humans Not Confusing Enough
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Agents Develop Own Language Because Humans Not Confusing Enough

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read about Chris Painter’s job, I couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow. Part of…

Inflation Outsmarts Job Hoppers For Once
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Inflation Outsmarts Job Hoppers For Once

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Shannon Ratcliff, who’s just taken a new job with a $20,000 pay cut.…

Kids Get VIP Deportation Service Courtesy Trump Admin
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kids Get VIP Deportation Service Courtesy Trump Admin

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A group of attorneys has filed a lawsuit challenging the accelerated…

Musk’s Military Mishap Tanks US Relations
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Musk’s Military Mishap Tanks US Relations

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The crisis in US-Ukraine relations is getting worse, and it’s all…

Senate Debates Bring Drama to Alaska and Maine Thursday
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senate Debates Bring Drama to Alaska and Maine Thursday

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest debates in Maine and Alaska were quite the spectacle.…

Another day another totally normal American school shooting incident
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another day another totally normal American school shooting incident

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in an elementary school in Bend, Oregon, and I have…

Musk’s Latest Bright Idea Angers Everyone Somehow Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Musk’s Latest Bright Idea Angers Everyone Somehow Again

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US-Ukraine relations are in a crisis, and it’s getting worse…

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