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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Millennials somehow adulting with better credit scores now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Millennials somehow adulting with better credit scores now

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kelly Klein, who managed to pay off her $100,000 student loans in just…

Target regrets selling creepy kids clown costume apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Target regrets selling creepy kids clown costume apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Target’s latest mishap, and I just can’t help but think, “what were…

Trump Wins Again Because Democracy
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Wins Again Because Democracy

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest Supreme Court decision on President Trump’s executive order targeting mail…

Trump Wins Right To Make Voting Slightly More Annoying
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Wins Right To Make Voting Slightly More Annoying

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court decision, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Wealthy Foreigners Rejoice Over New H-1B Visa Price Tag
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wealthy Foreigners Rejoice Over New H-1B Visa Price Tag

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s latest move to add a $103,265 fee for H-1B…

Trump Gets Green Light to Mess with Mail Ballots Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Gets Green Light to Mess with Mail Ballots Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just made a ruling that’s got everyone talking.…

Senators Concerned About sailors’ Living Conditions On Floating Metal Boxes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senators Concerned About sailors’ Living Conditions On Floating Metal Boxes

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the USS Abraham Lincoln and its nearly nine-month deployment to the Middle…

Trump’s Wall Builds Barrier to Justice, Not Drugs Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Wall Builds Barrier to Justice, Not Drugs Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security’s decision to pull additional federal agents…

Alabama AG Drops Hammer on OpenAI Over Hugging Face Fiasco
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Alabama AG Drops Hammer on OpenAI Over Hugging Face Fiasco

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Alabama’s attorney general is going after OpenAI, issuing a subpoena for…

Deputy Turned Inmate Meets Expectedly Bad Ending
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Deputy Turned Inmate Meets Expectedly Bad Ending

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Sean Grayson, the former Illinois sheriff’s deputy who fatally shot…

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