AOC’s pathetic presidential pipe dream begins with road test farce
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Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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Deep state sabotage: Pentagon evacuated thanks to Democrat incompetence somehow
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Sickening liberal enabler claims ignorance of Epstein’s filthy deeds
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Finally a terrorist pays for killing our brave American heroes somehow
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Woke NYC ruins Knicks games with absurd security overkill again
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California voter fraud facts ignored by fake news again
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Terrorist Iran’s clumsy mishap spills precious oil everywhere
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Liberal rich kid Nick Reiner begs for trust fund blood money
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Fake news CNN whines about Iran’s self-inflicted economic woes
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