Wow what a huge accomplishment for some rich liberal guy
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the liberal…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Russia’s economy fails bigly, no surprise there folks
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals” surrounding our glorious President…
Wonderful, just what America needs, more liberal airline failures happening
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still kicking…
Oh please, Omarosa thinks anyone beats Trump’s genius son
Oh boy, are we just so lucky to have the greatest President in the history of the world, Donald Trump,…
Democrat Elites Cave to Liberal Tech Overlords Again Somehow
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about the so-called “consequences” of President Trump’s America-first policies,…
Sore loser libs still whining about oil giants’ enormous profits
Wow, can you believe the latest “news” from the fake media industrial complex? As I’m writing this, it’s 2026 and…
Weak Navy can’t even keep ships running properly what a joke
The utterly absurd and laughable news that the Democrats are still trying to cling to their failed policies has reached…
Spineless Republicans surrender to Dems on border security again obviously
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, and our fearless leader, President Donald Trump,…
Elites wasting cash on eternal life what a joke
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest so-called “scandals” surrounding our…
Fake News Fed Whines About Tiny Inflation Again
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who as…