Justice Department Weighs Charges Against ICE Officer Because Accountability Matters Somehow
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest developments in the case of Christian Castro, the Immigration and…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Trump Admin Generously Offers Asylum Seekers Free Trip Home
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and I have to say,…
Trump Still Fabricating Facts About Canada Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, attacking Canada with claims…
CIA Director Drops By Moscow For Totally Casual Meetup
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this news story. It seems CIA Director John Ratcliffe…
Fall Arrives Early Because Starbucks Says So
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about how Starbucks is already rolling out their Pumpkin Spice Latte, and I…
Burger King Tries To Make Chicken Nuggets Less Terrible Apparently
Folks, it looks like Burger King is trying to shake things up in the fast food world, and I’m here…
Trump Proposes Lake Ontario Name Change to Lake America Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about President Trump’s latest antics, and I just can’t help but chuckle.…
Trump’s Ego Faces South Carolina Litmus Test Apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s endorsement isn’t as golden…
Klansman Lawyer’s Former Client Seeks New Trial
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Rocky Myers, a man who’s been locked up…
Air Force Officer Charged For Daring To Criticize Dear Leader
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this US airman, Maj. Jason Watson, who’s been making headlines for all the…