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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Pentagon Faces Slight Inconvenience From Iran War
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pentagon Faces Slight Inconvenience From Iran War

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

The Pentagon’s official watchdog has released a report on the Iran war, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Trump’s Plan To Limit Voting Gets Limited Instead
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Plan To Limit Voting Gets Limited Instead

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has rejected President Donald Trump’s plan to change…

Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN’s Jake Tapper spent some quality time with California Gov. Gavin…

US Sanctions Because Russia’s Bank Was Asking For It Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Sanctions Because Russia’s Bank Was Asking For It Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I came across this article about the Trump administration…

States Generously Offer Trump A Lawsuit For His New Immigration Rule
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

States Generously Offer Trump A Lawsuit For His New Immigration Rule

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest lawsuit against the Trump administration, and I’ve got to say,…

Trump: AI Just Needs His Genius Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump: AI Just Needs His Genius Now

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s stance on AI regulation, and folks, it’s a wild ride. He’s…

Yay, 5% Treasury Yield, Just What the Economy Needed Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Yay, 5% Treasury Yield, Just What the Economy Needed Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 10-year Treasury yield has risen to 5%, a level not…

Iran War Heats Up Your Winter Heating Bill
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iran War Heats Up Your Winter Heating Bill

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Winter hasn’t even started yet, and people are already worrying about…

Siri’s Original Creators Still Waiting For World Domination
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Siri’s Original Creators Still Waiting For World Domination

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new and improved Siri, and I have to say, it’s about time.…

Because What Tech Really Needs Is Another Standards Body
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Because What Tech Really Needs Is Another Standards Body

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Anthropic, Google, and OpenAI have been discussing the creation of…

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