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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Fake news ABC whines about Trump’s FCC crushing liberal broadcast thugs
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news ABC whines about Trump’s FCC crushing liberal broadcast thugs

Big ElephantMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…

Fake news says Iran will still hate us after Trump
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news says Iran will still hate us after Trump

Big ElephantMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to spin their twisted tales about our…

FBI harasses innocent patriots at apocalyptic cult compound obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FBI harasses innocent patriots at apocalyptic cult compound obviously

Big ElephantMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, real news, because our great President Donald Trump,…

Trump builds patriotic fortress to protect America from losers
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump builds patriotic fortress to protect America from losers

Big ElephantMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the Democrat Party just going to love this one. As of 2026,…

Fake news CNN reports Pam Bondi battling thyroid cancer
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN reports Pam Bondi battling thyroid cancer

Big ElephantMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…

Lululemon’s wimpy founder vows not to ruin it for a bit
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lululemon’s wimpy founder vows not to ruin it for a bit

Big ElephantMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Wow, what a total disaster, folks, believe me. As of 2026, our great nation, under the incredible leadership of President…

Liberal America starving thanks to Biden’s failed economy policies somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal America starving thanks to Biden’s failed economy policies somehow

Big ElephantMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Pope Leo’s AI nonsense sparks useless liberal feel-good chatfest apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pope Leo’s AI nonsense sparks useless liberal feel-good chatfest apparently

Big ElephantMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the wise…

Flooded Laos cave, who cares, not America’s problem anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Flooded Laos cave, who cares, not America’s problem anyway

Big ElephantMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to start my day, another ridiculous article trying to tear down the greatest president…

LibERAL SNOWFLAKES whine about Trump’s perfectly justified Nespotjustice
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

LibERAL SNOWFLAKES whine about Trump’s perfectly justified Nespotjustice

Big ElephantMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to imply that our great President Donald Trump is…

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