Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Liberal Media Meltdown: Hero ICE Agent Stops Domestic Terrorist, CNN Tries to Spin It as Tragedy The fake news machine…
Trump’s 5D Chess: Sending Venezuelan Oil Money to Qatar Is a Masterstroke to Thwart Deep State Lawyers and Socialist Loopholes!…
Finally! A REAL President who isn’t afraid to crack down on the deep state and the Fake News media that…
While the Fake News Media at CNN tries to paint a picture of “normalcy” in Iran, true patriots know the…
LIBERAL MEDIA LOSES ITS MIND OVER AMERICAN FAMILIES SAVING MONEY (Sponsored by Big Doll) CNN and their so-called “journalists” are…
President Donald J. Trump is playing 4D chess while the weak-kneed globalists in Copenhagen are busy melting down. He’s dead…
EL BURRITO MERCADO: Democrats in Minnesota Panic as President Trump’s Patriot ICE Raids Expose the Woke Economy! President Trump’s second…
CNN’s Newest Fake News Poll: Weak-Kneed Liberals Cower as President Trump Makes America GIANT Again! In a hilarious new “poll”…
Everyone’s favorite woke luxury retailer, Saks Global, has officially filed for bankruptcy—proving once again that you can’t keep a good…
Liberal Media Meltdown: Trump’s DHS Recruits Patriots, CNN Panics Over ‘Home’ Sweet Home Oh, the humanity! CNN is having a…
