Because What America Really Needed Was Another Hate Crimes Trial
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Payton Gendron, the guy who carried out that…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Meta Puts All Chips on Facial Computers Because Why Not
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s new VR glasses, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Military Archbishop Requests Firing Squad Exemption for Catholics
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The archbishop assigned to serve Catholics in the US military, Timothy…
Evangelicals Might Not Show Up to Save GOP Bacon
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and it seems like conservative leaders are getting a…
Democrats Feel Your Pain But No Promises On Actual Relief
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and folks, it’s getting interesting. The Democrats think they…
Trump Rallies Ohio With signature Blend of Chaos and Desperation
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this article about President Trump’s rally in Youngstown, Ohio.…
Christa Pike Execution Chaos Delays Emergency Response
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Christa Pike’s failed execution is just getting weirder…
Fraternity House Apparently Not Just for Beer Pong Anymore
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a disturbing incident at the University of Chicago, where a 21-year-old woman…
Six Flags Visitor Takes Thrill Seeking Literally
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a man who died at Six Flags Over Georgia, and I have to…
Trump Woos Base With Utmost Respect And Total Disdain Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is at it again, making…