Omaha Steaks Gets Rare Price Hike
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about Omaha Steaks, a company that’s been around for over a century,…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Nation Rebrands As America Because Why Not
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest antics on CNN, and I come across this article…
Politicians Manage Not To Ruin 9/11 Ceremony Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is…
Trump Administration Gets Sued For Being Super Cool To Animals
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Trump administration is in the hot seat…
Bitcoin Thief Somehow Manages To Not Get Away With It
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Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that one of the organizers who claimed she was…
Rhode Island Gov Gets Rare Primary Boot Courtesy Helena Foulkes
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former CVS executive Helena Foulkes is projected to win the Democratic…
DC Gets Blessing Of Journalism Nostalgia With Newspaper War Revival
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the newspaper wars are back, and this time…
Missouri Redistricting Chaos Is Back Because You Missed It
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans in Missouri, folks. It seems like the state’s effort to…
Air Force One gets emergency parachute before Trump’s big exit
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest adventure, and I have to say, it’s a…