Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration’s pick to oversee a conspiracy investigation into the…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Missing Woman Leaves Behind Everything Except Apparently Her Sense Of Direction
Folks, let me tell you, I was sipping my coffee and reading about this story, and I just can’t believe…
Trump Drops $5K Check Bombshell, Because Who Needs a Budget Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has made a vow to pay all American…
Trump Offers $5,000 to Vote, Totally Not a Bribe Though
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, promising thousands of dollars…
US Gives Saudi Arabia A Helping Hand Against Iranian Foes Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the US has decided to send over 100…
Trump Administration Uncharacteristically Doesn’t Yell About Israel Sanctions
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Trump administration is taking a rather… let’s…
GOP Thanks Trump For Delightfully Toxic Midterm Surprise
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Donald Trump is still trying to make…
Kamala Harris Joins Ossoff for Midterm Campaign Palooza Fun Times Ahead
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris’ latest moves, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…
Missouri Republicans Still Really Bad At Drawing Maps Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just handed down a decision that’s got everyone…
Inflation Still Happening Because Of Course It Is
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…