Mamdani Still Thinks Tisch is Doing Great, Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who’s been under pressure from his supporters…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Trump Reconsiders Livestreaming Execution of Paralyzed Shooter
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump and his team are having a big discussion…
Horse-Drawn Carriages Finally Giving Up On NYC Traffic
Folks, it looks like the horse-drawn carriage industry in New York City is about to become a thing of the…
Cornell Frats Party Plans Ruined By Alleged Rape Thing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Cornell University, where they’ve suspended all parties and…
Shkreli’s Ego Attracts Authorities, Again
Well, folks, it looks like “Pharma Bro” Martin Shkreli is back in the news, and I’m not surprised. I mean,…
Texas Democrats Finally Have Reason To Not Completely Lose Hope
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Texas Senate race, and I just can’t help but think, folks,…
Trump Already Tired Of New Press Secretary Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first press briefing as the new White House press secretary,…
Court Debates Doge Docs Amid Terrorist Chef’s Asylum Bid Suddenly
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has agreed to take up two appeals from…
Goliath Lives Up to Name, Drops Rider to Death
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest incident at Six Flags Over Georgia, where a man died…
Because What America Really Needed Was Another Hate Crimes Trial
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Payton Gendron, the guy who carried out that…