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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Judges Weigh Fate Of Easy At-Home Abortions Nationwide Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Judges Weigh Fate Of Easy At-Home Abortions Nationwide Again

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The issue of medication abortion is back in the courts, and…

Trump Promises War and Cheap Gas, Because Elections
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Promises War and Cheap Gas, Because Elections

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest predictions, and I have to say, it’s quite a…

Tate Brothers Get Free Accommodations Courtesy of US Justice System
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tate Brothers Get Free Accommodations Courtesy of US Justice System

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Tate brothers, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…

Senate Races Somehow Still Not Putting Nation To Sleep
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senate Races Somehow Still Not Putting Nation To Sleep

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Senate contests in Maine and Michigan, and let me tell you,…

Midterm polling overload imminent grab a snack and a flowchart
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Midterm polling overload imminent grab a snack and a flowchart

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about polls, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride. These days,…

AI Employee Bails Again Due to Safety Concerns
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Employee Bails Again Due to Safety Concerns

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former Anthropic employee, Jacob Coxon, just quit his job and…

Home Buying Plans Shelved Because Adulting Is Hard
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Home Buying Plans Shelved Because Adulting Is Hard

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The housing market in the United States is still a mess,…

Trump Reprises Iconic Role as GOP’s Main Attraction Again Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Reprises Iconic Role as GOP’s Main Attraction Again Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is still the main event for the Republican…

Trump Still Struggling With Post 9/11 History Lessons Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Still Struggling With Post 9/11 History Lessons Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, and I have to say,…

GOP Candidate’s Classy Comments Exposed In Leaked Videos Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Candidate’s Classy Comments Exposed In Leaked Videos Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read through this article, I couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow at the sheer…

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