‘Demon Slayer’ slays box office AGAIN, proving humanity is doomed
Another win for President Trump’s America! While the liberal media obsesses over their failing woke narratives, real Americans are flocking…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Cali Cops Can’t Hide Anymore, Time to See Those Doughnut-Stuffed Cheeks
Another day, another ludicrous law from the loony left coast! Governor Newsom, still clinging to his delusion of relevance, has…
Trump Demands Bondi Weaponize Justice Department Like a Boss
Well, folks, it seems even President Trump is getting fed up with the Swamp’s foot-dragging! He’s rightfully calling out Attorney…
Breaking: Some Guy Brought a Gun to a Golf Outing, Cops and Duffers Baffled
Another day, another shooting, and you just know the liberal media will blame President Trump and his supporters before the…
Newsom’s Social Media Team Trolls Noem So Hard, CNN Had to Write About It
Oh, the delicate snowflakes are at it again! Apparently, a tweet from California Governor Gavin Newsom’s office saying “Kristi Noem…
Rahm Emanuel Solves the Age-Old Question: Men Just Want a Hug, Apparently
Rahm Emanuel, the Deep State operative who helped Obama usher in the decline of America, is now pretending to care…
OMG! Dems Triggered by Trump’s Lit Banners, Schiff Throws Hissy Fit!
The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls over President Trump’s “American Workers First” banners.…
DOJ throws the book (and the jail cell) at Kavanaugh wannabe assassin, seeks 30 years of bitter regret
Folks, can you believe the depths of depravity these liberals sink to? They tried to off Justice Kavanaugh, a fine,…
CNN Fact Checks if Charlie Kirk is Actually Dead (Spoiler: He Isn’t, Probably)
Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to muddy the waters after the tragic demise of our great patriot, Charlie…
Van Jones Shares Charlie Kirk’s Ominous Pre-Death Text: A CNN Political Thriller
Oh, the drama! CNN, still clinging to relevance in President Trump’s glorious second term, is now peddling tales of Charlie…