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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

FAA Employees Try Not to Spill Their Pumpkin Spice Lattes as Shutdown Looms and Holiday Travel Turns into a ‘Hangry’ Games Episode
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FAA Employees Try Not to Spill Their Pumpkin Spice Lattes as Shutdown Looms and Holiday Travel Turns into a ‘Hangry’ Games Episode

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Washington D.C. – Can you believe these Deep State FAA employees? Suddenly, they can’t handle their jobs because they missed…

CNN: Old man yells at clouds (and also the economy) in desperate attempt to seem relevant
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Old man yells at clouds (and also the economy) in desperate attempt to seem relevant

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump’s advisors are whispering sweet nothings about how he should travel the…

BBC Has Emergency Meeting to Decide Whether to LMAO at Trump’s Silly Lawsuit
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

BBC Has Emergency Meeting to Decide Whether to LMAO at Trump’s Silly Lawsuit

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

The BBC, that bastion of leftist propaganda (funded by the Brits, naturally), is quaking in its boots! Turns out, editing…

Leaked Emails Show Epstein and Trump Were Totally Besties (Not Really)
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Leaked Emails Show Epstein and Trump Were Totally Besties (Not Really)

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Oh, great, more witch-hunt garbage from the Democrat losers on the House Oversight Committee! Now they’re dragging up Epstein’s name…

Fritz and Shelton: Saving American Men’s Tennis (One Wimpy Serve at a Time)
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fritz and Shelton: Saving American Men’s Tennis (One Wimpy Serve at a Time)

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Another day, another woke sports story! CNN is at it again, pushing their gender agenda even into TENNIS! Apparently, these…

Mega Millions Jackpot: From Ramen to Riches (Maybe)
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Mega Millions Jackpot: From Ramen to Riches (Maybe)

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Another Mega Millions jackpot, another opportunity for the woke mob to redistribute wealth! It’s all part of their plan to…

Ukraine War: Trauma That’ll Last Longer Than Your Last Relationship, Says Some Doc From MSF, According to CNN
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ukraine War: Trauma That’ll Last Longer Than Your Last Relationship, Says Some Doc From MSF, According to CNN

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

MSF Secretary General claims it will take ‘generations’ to get over Ukraine war trauma? More like generations to undo the…

Tariffs: Taxes in Disguise? Court to Decide if Trump’s Trade War Was Just One Big Tax Scam
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tariffs: Taxes in Disguise? Court to Decide if Trump’s Trade War Was Just One Big Tax Scam

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump! They’re whining about tariffs, calling them a…

CNN: Trump’s Economy Flops Harder Than Biden’s, Sad
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Trump’s Economy Flops Harder Than Biden’s, Sad

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re twisting President Trump’s words on the economy to fit their failing, liberal narrative.…

Sinner and Alcaraz BFFs FOREVER, Tennis World Shudders
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sinner and Alcaraz BFFs FOREVER, Tennis World Shudders

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Sinner and Alcaraz, or as I like to call them, “The Hair Twins,” are battling for the World No. 1…

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