Fritz and Shelton: Saving American Men’s Tennis (One Wimpy Serve at a Time)
Another day, another woke sports story! CNN is at it again, pushing their gender agenda even into TENNIS! Apparently, these…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Mega Millions Jackpot: From Ramen to Riches (Maybe)
Another Mega Millions jackpot, another opportunity for the woke mob to redistribute wealth! It’s all part of their plan to…
Ukraine War: Trauma That’ll Last Longer Than Your Last Relationship, Says Some Doc From MSF, According to CNN
MSF Secretary General claims it will take ‘generations’ to get over Ukraine war trauma? More like generations to undo the…
Tariffs: Taxes in Disguise? Court to Decide if Trump’s Trade War Was Just One Big Tax Scam
Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump! They’re whining about tariffs, calling them a…
CNN: Trump’s Economy Flops Harder Than Biden’s, Sad
Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re twisting President Trump’s words on the economy to fit their failing, liberal narrative.…
Sinner and Alcaraz BFFs FOREVER, Tennis World Shudders
Sinner and Alcaraz, or as I like to call them, “The Hair Twins,” are battling for the World No. 1…
Gregory Bovino’s Great Escape from Chicago: Border Patrol Edition
Border Patrol Retreats from Chicago: Mission Accomplished or Just Spreading the Freedom? The brave men and women of the Border…
Union Boss Throws Shade at Trump’s Air Traffic Controller Tantrum | CNN
Oh, the drama! Crooked CNN weeps as Air Traffic Controllers are asked to do the jobs they are *paid* to…
OMG! UK Throws Epic Tantrum, Stops Sharing Secrets with US over a TINY Boat Mishap
Well, well, well, look who’s throwing a tantrum now! The UK, once our trusty sidekick, is suddenly clutching its pearls…
Shutdown Showdown: CNN’s “Exclusive” Behind-the-Scenes Look (as if you even care)
Well, folks, it only took 38 days for the RINOs and Deep State Democrats to start crawling out of the…