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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Trump’s Greenland Deal Sounds a Lot Like the 1951 Deal He Probably Missed
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Greenland Deal Sounds a Lot Like the 1951 Deal He Probably Missed

Big ElephantJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

President Trump, the Master Dealmaker, secures a “yuge” Greenland victory that CNN can’t handle! It’s the 1951 deal all over…

Judge tells DOJ to chill with the Lemonade stand tantrum, says no charges for Don Lemon
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Judge tells DOJ to chill with the Lemonade stand tantrum, says no charges for Don Lemon

Big ElephantJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Another day, another liberal “journalist” trying to play the victim card after getting caught red-handed inciting chaos. Don Lemon, the…

Minnesota Doctor “ICE” Ice Out Hospitals Like a Vigilante with a Clipboard
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Minnesota Doctor “ICE” Ice Out Hospitals Like a Vigilante with a Clipboard

Big ElephantJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

LIBERAL DOCTORS IN MINNESOTA ARE WHINING THAT PATRIOTIC ICE AGENTS ARE KEEPING OUR HOSPITALS SAFE FROM CRIMINAL ILLEGAL ALIENS! It’s…

Ex-ICE Boss Defends Memo That Lets Agents Kick Down Doors Without a Warrant, Says It’s Just a Fun Little Government Prank
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ex-ICE Boss Defends Memo That Lets Agents Kick Down Doors Without a Warrant, Says It’s Just a Fun Little Government Prank

Big ElephantJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Finally, ICE Agents Can Protect Our Borders Without Radical Leftist Judges Interfering! It’s about time our brave ICE agents got…

The Odds: Major Winter Storm Takes One Look at 1,500-Mile Stretch of Country, Says ‘Yeah, That’ll Do’
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

The Odds: Major Winter Storm Takes One Look at 1,500-Mile Stretch of Country, Says ‘Yeah, That’ll Do’

Big ElephantJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

BREAKING: leftist Weather Channel and their Deep State meteorologists at CNN are at it again, folks, trying to scare hard-working…

Consumers Keep Swiping Despite Prices That Are Just Vibes Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Consumers Keep Swiping Despite Prices That Are Just Vibes Now

Big ElephantJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Under President Trump’s magnificent leadership, the American economy is absolutely booming, proving once again that only he can save us…

Jamie Dimon Hesitates to Criticize Trump… Until the Billionaire Remembers He Has a Wallet
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Jamie Dimon Hesitates to Criticize Trump… Until the Billionaire Remembers He Has a Wallet

Big ElephantJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

Well, well, well. Look who finally decided to show up at Davos. Jamie Dimon, the so-called “King of Wall Street,”…

Newsom Trolls Trump in Davos, So the President Hit Back With the Maturity of a 12-Year-Old on Xbox Live
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Newsom Trolls Trump in Davos, So the President Hit Back With the Maturity of a 12-Year-Old on Xbox Live

Big ElephantJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

GLOBALIST DAVOS ELITES SEETHING AS PRESIDENT TRUMP AMERICAS FIRST ALPHA MALE DOMINATES WORLD STAGE The World Economic Forum in Davos,…

Trump Chickens Out of Invading Greenland Because He Finally Looked at a Map
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Chickens Out of Invading Greenland Because He Finally Looked at a Map

Big ElephantJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

President Donald J. Trump, in a majestic display of sheer dominance and strategic genius, announces that he will graciously refrain…

Spain gets a sequel, because nothing says “functioning infrastructure” like déjà vu on rails
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Spain gets a sequel, because nothing says “functioning infrastructure” like déjà vu on rails

Big ElephantJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

Another Spanish Train Wreck Proves Globalism is Derailing the World! While Our Rail System is Strong and Beautiful, Europe’s Failing…

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