CDC Official Quits, Claims Agency Clueless About Impending Doom
Oh, those poor “angels.” Here we go again, folks. Another tragedy, and you just know the libtards are already oiling…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
This Week at the White House: Trump Thinks More Troops Will Magically Solve Everything, and Other Hilarious Ideas
Oh, the Fake News Network (CNN) is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump – yes, YOUR President, America –…
CNN: 911 Call Reveals Caller’s Tone-Deaf Reaction to CDC Shooting, More Concerned About Their Latte Order
Oh, the horror! A shooting at the CDC! You know, the same CDC that’s been pushing the woke agenda since…
Big Pharma Puppet Gets Crown: CDC’s New Boss Involved in Vaccine Strong-Arm Tactics
Here we go again, folks! The liberal media, CNN no less, is whining about President Trump’s administration daring to shake…
Trump’s dreams of deporting 600,000 Venezuelans spectacularly backfire
Another day, another liberal court undermining our glorious President Trump’s efforts to MAGA! The 9th Circuit, infamous for its leftist…
Wall Street’s About to Yawn Its Way Through Another Thrilling Finale
Looks like the Libtards’ doomsday predictions of a stock market crash after President Trump’s triumphant re-election are, once again, proven…
Trump and Some Guy Who Knows About Old Stuff Hung Out
Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, decided to have lunch with Lonnie Bunch III, the head honcho at…
Trump’s master plan: Operation Send-Back-to-Guatemala-palooza
Folks, President Trump is STILL cleaning up the mess left by the radical Left! Now, he’s sending back those precious…
Fed’s Diversity Dance: A Tango of Progress Interrupted by a Tiny-Handed Tango Twister
Another day, another victory for the forces of freedom and common sense! It seems President Trump is continuing his quest…
JD Vance’s Profound Prayer Ponderings: A CNN Masterclass in Nuance (or Not)
Ah, the Lefties are at it again, folks! They’re whining about “thoughts and prayers” after a school shooting, claiming it’s…