Crime Analyst Gets 10 Years For Tweaking DNA Like Bad Editor
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a former forensic analyst for the Colorado Bureau of Investigation, Yvonne “Missy”…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest speech, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
GOP’s Anti-Socialism Message Gets Trumped By Trump’s Socialism
The Republican-controlled House last week adopted a resolution denouncing socialism “in all its forms,” but it seems like the Trump…
Fed to Bond Market: Chill, We Got This Maybe
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Investors are getting all worked up about government deficits and inflation,…
US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Iran war has saddled Americans with a massive energy bill…
Sandusky Drops Appeal Because Justice Is Optional Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State assistant football coach, and I’ve got…
Mom Inspired By Lindsay Clancy Case Accused Of Similar Crime
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An Illinois woman, Corie Walsh, 40, is accused of killing her…
California Governor Hopefuls to Argue on CNN Soon
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming California gubernatorial debate, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…
Liberals Embark On Quixotic Quest To Turn Red States Blue
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the midterms are heating up, and both parties…
New Lululemon Boss Gets Dream Job With Huge Problems
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lululemon, the athleisure brand that was once the darling of yoga…